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Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

Audience, comedian, cringeworthy, critique, duds, ENERGY, Entertainment, Expectations, funny, good standup, humor, Joe, joe rogan, jokes, Kek, Minecraft, overhated, Performance, reactions, rogans, smp, Special, standup, standup comedy, Watched

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	575
Ores Mined:	5395	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6559	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

#workout, Aozakura: Bouei Daigakukou Monogatari, Funday, Good Knees Day, Hello Work Monsters, Kaihen no Mahoutsukai, Kaiten no Albus, Kokoro Himeru no Zen Himitsu, Komi-san wa Komyushou desu, Maiko-san Chi no Makanai-san, mao, Maoujou de Oyasumi, Mikadono Sanshimai wa Angai Choroi, Minecraft, Momose Akira no Hatsukoi Hatanchuu, Red Blue, Rock a Rock, Ryu to Ichigo, Server, Shite no Hana, Strand, Sunday, Tatari, Tokachi Hitoribocchi Nouen, tonikaku kawaii, Utsuranain desu, Weekly Shōnen Sunday, wss

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Sk8 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

extreme sports, mastermind, Minecraft, SK8, skate culture, skate tricks, skateboarding, Skateboarding analysis, skateboarding community, skateboarding culture, Skateboarding discussion, Skateboarding for beginners, Skateboarding is it straight, Skateboarding lifestyle, Skateboarding techniques, Skateboarding tips, skateboarding tricks, Skateboarding Tutorial, Skateboarding video, Skateboarding video analysis, Skateboarding YouTube, smp, Straight..

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	739717	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our SMP is as straight as a circle! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…dirt? Hey, you never know what you might find in there!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. Oh, and maybe don’t trust the chickens. They’re up to something, I swear.

Stranded

1.16, 1.17, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: stranded.lol BEDROCK IP: stranded.lol (Port 19132)

Stranded.lol

Cosy Craft Minecraft Server

#comfortfood, #comfybed, #comfychair, #comfyclothes, #comfyimages, #comfylife, #feelingshitty, #getwellsoon, #sickday, #stomachvirus, comfort, Comforting, comfy, Cosy, Cozy, Craft, healing, Minecraft, Relaxation, REST, selfcare, Server, sick, wellness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of feeling like shit in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feel like shit in a virtual world instead! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you forget all about that stomach virus you’re dealing with. Plus, we have the best collection of comfy images to help distract you from your misery. So why suffer alone when you can suffer with us in Minecraft? Join now for a truly sickening experience!

Over It Minecraft SMP

acceptance, acceptance of reality, Breakup, Closure, closure journey., closure process, emotional closure, Emotional healing, end of relationship, finding peace, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, moving on from heartbreak, realization, realization of loss, relationship ending, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Items Found:	7466
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

When you accidentally blew up your friend’s diamond castle with a misplaced TNT block and they declared war on you by unleashing a horde of angry llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. That’s when you knew it was truly over. But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start fresh and redeem yourself from your llama-induced shame. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

yw05.vanillaboxmc.ru

Split Slav Minecraft Server

BALKANS, communism, Cultural differences, Dissolution, Divided, Ethnic groups, historical events, History, Identity, independence movements, language barriers, Migration, Minecraft, nationalism, political borders, Server, Slav, social divisions, southern slavs, SPLIT, territorial disputes, World War I, world war II, YUGOSLAVIA

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1738	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Ever wonder why southern Slavs got divided from the rest? Well, it all started when they stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server that was so epic, it literally split them off from the rest of the world. This server is so lit, it’s like the Holy Grail of Minecraft servers. Join us and experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle epic mobs that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after a noob. So come on, join us and be part of the legendary tale of how the southern Slavs got separated from the rest because of a Minecraft server that was just too damn awesome to handle.

Khazak Girls Don’t Age Well in Minecraft SMP

age, Ageism, aging, beauty standards, Cultural differences, cultural norms, dont, Girls, Khazak, Khazak girls, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage preferences, marriage prospects, Minecraft, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, slavic girls, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, women’s aging

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Khazak girls may not age well, but our builds sure do! Join us for a chance to escape the drama of aging Khazak girls and instead, build epic structures with a community of Slavic girls who never hit the wall. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect your precious diamonds at all costs. So come join us and say goodbye to Khazak girls and hello to a Slavic adventure like no other!