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Chuds Go Trans Minecraft Server

become the girl, can’t get girls, chuds, crazy, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender reassignment, gender transformation, Genderqueer, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, trannies, Trans, Transgender, transitioning, True

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Are you tired of not being able to get girls? Well, on our server, you can simply become the girl! And if that’s not wild enough for you, we only accept other trannies. It’s a crazy, wacky world out there and we’re here to embrace it all. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

The Mystery of Minecraft SMP

Analysis, CANCELLED, Cliffhanger, Closure, confusion, Disappointment, ending, fan theories, Finale, Minecraft, Mystery, mystery solved, plot twist, Recap, review, series, smp, speculation, tv show, unanswered questions, unresolved, What Happened

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever go on!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant pig named Porky McSnortles. Or how about participating in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoSewNoProbMC

bodysuit, Comic Con, Communication, compromise, COSPLAY, cosplay costume, creativity, Disappointment, diy, Fabric, fallout jumpsuit, family, Handmade, last minute, Materials, Mother Daughter, NoSewNoProbMC, Outfit, Sewing, sewing project

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	171	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	4458	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

playversion2.com

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

play.alfakurt.com

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Votes:	4794	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.