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GiaSMP

Survival, Survival Vanilla Classic Multiplayer Community Adventure Exploration Crafting Building Sandbox PVP Economy Roleplay Modded Creative Hardcore Skyblock Faction Minigames Redstone, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6612	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to GiaSMP – A Pure Survival Experience! Step into the world of GiaSMP, where the spirit of classic Minecraft thrives. Our server offers a pure vanilla survival world!

giasmp.ddns.net

VoidKitPvp

KitPvP, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Staff, VoidKitPvp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	640497	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

VOID KitPvp is a new server looking for players and STAFF. If you have any interest please join. VOID KitPvp is a new server looking for players and STAFF. If you have any interest please join. VOID KitPvp is a new server looking for players and STAFF. If you have any interest please join.

85.190.165.152

Welcome to the Realm of Masters! We’re kinda vanilla, kinda sweet, and a whole lot of fun! Join us now for a slime-tastic adventure!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

MasterRealm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Version	1.20.1
Features	Land Claim, Discord, Slimefun, Custom Items, Crossplay

About MasterRealm:

Master Realm is a Survival 1.20.1 Minecraft server with many quality-of-life changes plugins. Our server keeps a balance between a classic vanilla server and a modded one.

Server Plugins:

Coin Economy
Slimefun
Custom Items / Enchants
Land Claims / No Grief
Seasons
Custom World
Custom Roles / Ranks
Crossplay

Community and Discord:

We have a welcoming community and a Discord server where you can chat, share moments, and be in touch with upcoming events and news.

Join Us:

Website: masterrealm.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/w3sDEzrgpu

Server IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 or mr.enviromc.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, our server supports crossplay, so you can join with any device or edition.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have Land Claims and No Grief protection to prevent griefing.
How can I suggest ideas for the server?	You can share your suggestions on our Discord server, and the community will vote on adding them.
Is the server stable and lag-free?	Yes, our server runs almost all the time, with smooth gameplay and minimal lag.
How can I buy custom roles or ranks?	You can purchase custom roles in the server or request personalized ranks.

DoggyStyle Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle and slap creepers with fish! And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your butt! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

MatchCraft Server: Light ‘Em Up!

Adrenaline, athletes, celebration, Championship, cheering, Competition, Defeat, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Light, match, MatchCraft, Performance, Players, Server, sports, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS IS THE MATCH!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to give you unlimited power and make you the most stylish player in the land.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS IS THE MATCH and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

DaughterOverHusbandCraft

aita, anger, Apology, behavioral issues, Believing, Communication, DAUGHTER, DaughterOverHusbandCraft, discipline, family, friendship, husband, Insecurity, late nights, lying.., Marriage, moving out, Program, Trust, work wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and family drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who’s going to stab you in the back next. Will it be your in-game spouse? Your trusted work buddy? Or maybe even your own children? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

BlockyFamilyDrama

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.

So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3875	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!