Shitcoiners – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

HonkaiCraft – Minecraft Server
Character Banners, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Honkai Impact 3, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, HonkaiCraft, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter Watch the Furnace, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Redeemable Codes, serendipity, Server, STARRAILGIFTYUNLISNACK, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, Yunli
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Wind Hunt? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make Moze’s Lightning Hunt look like child’s play.
Join us for the wildest duels under the pristine blue sky, just like in our 2.4 Preview Page where you can battle it out with Yunli and Huohuo. And don’t forget to watch out for the sweltering furnace in our Myriad Celestia Trailer – it’s hotter than Yukong’s fire attacks!
With character banners featuring Lynx and light cone banners like Dance at Sunset, you’ll be partying all night long on our server. Plus, we have redeemable codes that are more valuable than a snack from Yunli herself!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to mind the swelter and watch the furnace – things can get pretty crazy around here!

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Minecraft SMP: Chip’s Cozy Adventures in Palestine #1637
Adventures, Beirut, Chip, CHIPS, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, happening announcements, Houthis, Isis, Israel, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nakba Documentary, News, palestine, Red Sea, sdf militia, smp, syrian arab army, Talmud, tkd, ukmto, us coalition forces, US Marine, Yemen
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a chaotic experience like no other! We’ve got Glowniggers trying to subvert us, earthquakes shaking things up, and even a ship being attacked in the Red Sea – talk about drama! But that’s not all, we’ve got the Syrian Arab Army thwarting infiltration attempts, ISIS making a comeback, and the US struggling to defeat the Houthis. And don’t even get us started on the Israel-Palestine conflict – we’ve got guides, documentaries, and even former US Marines sharing their hot takes. So if you’re ready for some insane adventures, join us now and denounce the Talmud while you’re at it – Total Kike Death, baby! 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans #JoinUsNow

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MomHubbyGetALife
birthday forgetfulness, blocked by family, boundary setting, cancer diagnosis, caregiving responsibilities, cat-and-mouse game, communication problems, Emotional distance, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, lack of effort, middleman role, MomHubbyGetALife, mother’s husband, Resentment, stepdad issues, strained relationships, ungrateful accusations
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than trying to navigate a relationship with your mom’s husband, John.
Just like the back and forth between you and John, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you be able to navigate the ups and downs of our server like you navigate your complicated relationship with John?
With more plot twists than a soap opera, our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama in your own life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.
So come join us and experience a server that’s more unpredictable than John’s mood swings. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to mend your relationship with John while you’re at it. But let’s be real, that’s probably more unlikely than finding diamonds on your first day in Minecraft.

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MustHaveMinecraftSMP
Crucial, ESSENTIAL, essential item, essential purchase, Fundamental, imperative, important, Indispensable, key, must buy, must have, MUST HAVE Items, must own, must-have products, MustHaveMinecraftSMP, necessary, Needed, obligatory, required, top priority, Vital
If you want to join our Minecraft SMP, you better bring your A-game and a diamond pickaxe because things are about to get wild! Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were challenged to a build battle with a group of angry villagers. The player emerged victorious, but not before accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie chickens upon the land. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most absurd places. From underwater temples guarded by killer dolphins to secret caves filled with enchanted golden carrots, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition
#sustainability, activism, animal rights, care, Charity, climate change, Diversity, Edition, Education reform, environmentalism, equality, Fake, gender equality, gun control, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration reform, Inclusivity, lgbtq rights, mental health awareness, Political Correctness, poverty alleviation, social justice, Virtue signaling, VirtueCraft
Are you tired of pretending to care about saving the environment or feeding the hungry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and pretend to care about pixelated animals and virtual crops instead. We promise you’ll feel like the most virtuous player in the blocky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in the server. Who needs real-world wealth when you can have Minecraft diamonds, right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a chance to witness this spectacular sight and maybe even befriend the sparkly specter.
So why waste your time pretending to care about real-world causes when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building ridiculous structures? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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CreeperCon2021
ceasefire talks, Conflict, CreeperCon2021, Diplomacy, Egyptian, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, peace process, political tension, Qatari, regional stability, rejection, Truce, US
So, like, this server is da bomb diggity, just like Hamas rejecting that invite to ceasefire talks! We don’t believe in peace, we believe in chaos and destruction! Join us if you want to blow stuff up and cause mayhem in the Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t find a more rebellious and wild server out there. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so yeah, you definitely want to be a part of this insanity. Join now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

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Untitled Lifesteal
LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer RPG Factions Economy PvPvE Adventure Roleplay Quests Hardcore MMORPG Skyblock Creative Minigames PVE PvPvP Raid KitPvP Vanilla, Whitelist
Welcome to Unnamed Lifesteal! A server where you have the ability to steal health from others!
Team up with others, build secret bases, fight other teams and players, craft hearts, become immortal and get rich! If you lose all of your hearts by getting killed or some other way, you will be banned. You can bring banned players back to the game using a respawn beacon! pretty please join
107.5.145.32

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MysteryMT
building, Community, Creative, Custom Map, Economy, Events, Experience, gameplay, Minetopia, Mini Games, MysteryMT, Roleplay, Server, Trading
MysteryMT is the unique Minetopia server with a custom map, active community and varied gameplay. Join for building, trading and exciting events. Live the ultimate Minetopia experience at MysteryMT!
play.MysteryMT.com:1

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IpeRIOS – Where you can’t spell ‘serious’ without ‘SMP’ and also ‘McMMO’ and ‘nation wars’ and ‘geopolitics’ and ‘lore’ and ‘dynmap’ and ‘whitelist’

Beginner, Buildings, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Expansion, facebook, Geopolitics, Government, Griefprevention, income, INFORMATION, Iperios, Laws, Lore, MCMMO, Message, nation, Plugins, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Spell, Staffer, starter, Wars, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information, you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided on the discord channel.
What can I do in wars?	In wars, you can utilize your refined McMMO skills to fight against other nations and conquer new territories.
Are there specific rules for creating a nation?	You can create your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Follow the provided instructions to start playing on the server.

KitchenCraft Minecraft Server
age gap, desire, doggy style, exhibitionism, Forbidden, freaky behavior, friends son, kitchen fantasy, kitchen sex, KitchenCraft, Lust, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, older woman, role-play, scandalous, Server, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, wall art, younger man
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have milf girlfriends getting freaky in the kitchen while staring at their friend’s son’s picture on the wall! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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