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CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8418	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

WTF Minecraft Server: Blocks & Banter

banter, blocks, companies, corporate governance, dilution, existing stockholders, finance, financial news, fraud, Investment, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, new stock, scam, securities, Server, shareholder rights, shitcoin, stock dilution, stock issuance, stock market, unethical practices, WTF

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

ScamCraft: Where the only thing dying is your hopes of winning

100x, ASAP, Biz, Business, Dead, deleted telegram, devs, Dying, fellow, hopes, marketing wallet, rugged, scam, ScamCraft, shitcoin, winning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7689
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous lands filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and even a dragon that tells dad jokes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Snowball Fight Club

#announcement, club, color, design, Digital, Download, DROPPED, Fight, graphics, innovation, Map, new, Release, Snowball, software, Tech, Technology, update, White, whiteness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	3281
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness

Chinchilla, Chuubas, CraftyJongs, en, Jongers, jp, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, madness, mahjong, nina, repo, Saint, Tileman, Tournament, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now and become a part of the Jongers community where the fun never stops!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have Chinchilla, the idol of all idols, singing and dancing like you’ve never seen before! – Watch Tileman on Twitch as he conquers the Minecraft world with his epic skills! – Need a laugh? Check out our chuubas for some hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Kaavi’s fortune will bring you good luck if you eat the tiles! Yes, you heard that right, eat the tiles and watch the luck roll in!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the excitement and laughter that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz 2KAT

2KAT, 2KAT2, amusement, Cats, Chuckle, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet culture, K A T, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, LMAO 2KAT, lolz, memes, social media, viral

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	706	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!

awkward moments, bodily functions, comedy, courtroom, embarrassing moments, Etiquette, flatulence, funny situations, gas, Good, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, judicial system, Legal System, Political satire, president, presidential behavior, public decorum, public figures, Resist, Shart, ShartCraft, sharting, social norms, taboo topics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6091
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!

BagCraft – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Meet!

4koma, archives, BagCraft, Banners, Blue, Commissions, Defense, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Meet, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Do you want to fight against Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor? Or how about experiencing the Fury of Set in the Limit Break Assault? This server has it all – from crazy battles to intense missions!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission. Who wouldn’t want to guide people through the world of ramen in Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough, how about joining the General Student Council in the SCHALE Settlement Task? You’ll be balancing Schale’s books like a pro!

But that’s not all, folks! We have hot springs, limited banners, and even a 2.5th Anniversary Livestream! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the madness this server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! minecraftserver.com – where insanity meets Minecraft!

FujosCraft: Where Minecraft and fujos collide in a pixelated love fest!

acceptance, Anime, bl, boys love, collide, creative expression, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, Fest, fujos, FujosCraft, give love, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, pixelated, shipping, Supportive Community, yaoi

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we give love to fujos like never before!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own yaoi manga castle and ship your favorite Minecraft mobs together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop rainbow-colored wool when you shear them.

Don’t miss out on our weekly cosplay competitions where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fangirling begin!

KawaiiCraft: Where even Kaya-chan isn’t scared!

anime adaptation, creepy, Dark Gathering, dark themes, fear, Ghosts, Horror, Isnt, japanese manga, KawaiiCraft, kaya, Kaya-chan wa Kowakunai, Kayachan, Manga, manga recommendations, mieruko-chan, Mysterious, Scared, Spirits, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thriller, upcoming anime

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Imagine a world where Mieruko-chan meets Dark Gathering in a crazy mashup of epic proportions. You’ll be dodging creepy spirits while trying to build the coolest base ever – all while looking fabulous in your anime-inspired skin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this server is so awesome, it’s even getting its own anime adaptation. That’s right, you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on the small screen!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLoveConnection: bi blk cpl seeking bull

approach, bar, Bi, BLK, BlockyLoveConnection, Boundaries, Bull, Communication, consent, couple, Cpl, encounter, FANTASY, Invitation, iso, man, Pleasure, Respond, seeking, sexual, Threesome, WOMAN

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8871	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be approached by a couple looking for a man to pleasure them both!

Imagine the adventures you’ll have as you navigate through the world, helping this couple fulfill their wildest fantasies. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate pleasure master of the server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Let the fun begin!

Crafty LOL Land: ‘Is this true?’

1. Truth, 10. Validity, 11. Reliable sources, 12. Investigate, 13. Skepticism, 14. Research, 15. Evidence, 16. Trustworthiness, 17. Belief, 18. Credibility, 19. Inquiring minds, 2. Verification, 20. Seeking the truth., 3. Fact checking, 4. Doubt, 5. Uncertainty, 6. Questioning, 7. Confirmation, 8. Accuracy, 9. Authenticity, Crafty, Land, lol, True

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible.

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Adventures

Adventures, Airi, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, girls not allowed., Japan, JUICEJACKED, keychain, LIA, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lias, LOLtastic, love Lia, lumi, original song, Outfit, phase connect, Phase Wars 2, PhaseCraft, pocket shirt, shiina, Team Blaze, Uruka, VOD suggestions, VTL Academy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3601	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	6143
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server in the universe – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Lia herself crafted this server with her bare hands, using blocks made of pure diamond and enchanted with the power of a thousand creepers. Only the bravest and most loyal players are allowed to enter, and NO GIRLS are allowed! Why? Because Lia is the queen bee of this hive, and she demands all the attention for herself.

But fear not, for Lia is a benevolent ruler. She is currently on vacation in Japan, soaking up the sun and sipping on potions of ultimate power. While she’s away, you can join in on the fun with upcoming streams, where /lia/ will be playing in the VTL Academy and battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

And if you’re looking to show your devotion to Lia, fear not! She has a new pocket shirt available for pre-order, complete with a free bonus Lia keychain. Plus, there’s a fancy luwud keychain and a JUICEJACKED t-shirt up for grabs until 4/22. And the best part? Lia has announced a new outfit and original song in production for 2024 – talk about dedication!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lia and her loyal followers on this epic Minecraft journey, where only the truest of fans can survive. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls – because only Lia will ever love you back. Let the adventure begin! 🌟🔥🎮