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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

KosherCraft SMP: The Honorary Jews

budgeting, common sense tips, dave ramsey, debt free, debt management, debt repayment, Financial Advice, financial freedom, financial literacy, honorary, honorary Jews, Jews, KosherCraft, living on rice and beans, low iq, money management, Mr. Shlomo, personal finance, saving money, self help guru, smp, Troglodytes, working 80 hours a week

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Animals Bred:	130	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, budapest, Conflict, defense funds, Diplomacy, eastern europe, embargo, ENERGY, EU, european union, foreign relations, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Trade, Transit, Ukraine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where we block all the boring stuff until they do what we want. like, we won’t let anyone build a house until they dance like a chicken for 10 minutes straight. and if you want to use a diamond pickaxe, you have to sing the national anthem of a random country. it’s chaos, but in a fun way. come join us and see what ridiculous demands we come up with next!

Kill4GainCraft

consequences, Corruption, crime, disregard for life, Gradual, Greed, Human nature, justification, Kill4GainCraft, lack of empathy, long-term effects, Manipulation, moral decay, murder, personal gain, power, rationalization, Selfishness, societal issues, Unethical, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

join our epic minecraft server and avoid becoming a victim of human killers! they are out there, lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike when you least expect it. but fear not, on our server, you will be protected by a magical forcefield that repels all evil intentions.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of minecraft. from giant flying pigs to fire-breathing llamas, you will never know what crazy creature you will encounter next.

and if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to navigate its treacherous tunnels and claim the riches within.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. just remember, watch your back and never trust a chicken.

Oops SMP

Canada, Minecraft, Oops, PVP-toggle, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, smp, Survival, Tpr

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Farms Harvested:	988	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

A newly started SMP server based in Canada. Semi-Vanilla with tpr, sethome, pvp toggle, etc. Come join!

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SlaveCraft Minecraft Server

BDSM, consent, cultural norms, dark desires, Domination, extreme fantasies, fetish, kink, Minecraft, power dynamics, psychological arousal, rape fantasy, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual roleplay, SlaveCraft, Submission, submissive desires, taboo desires, taboo relationships, worthless sex slave

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	185
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	6641	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your deepest desires? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be begging for more (just like that questionable message you received)! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in some truly bizarre situations – like being someone’s “worthless sex slave” (in-game, of course)! So come on, join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible (and maybe a little bit questionable)!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Conquerors: Endwalker Edition

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Conquerors, creeper, Cuchulainn, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, online events, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, smp, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Love Letters Sent:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, also known as Rizzing Up Cute femras Edition, is filled with insane adventures and wild events that will keep you on your toes.

Join us for our in-game events like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, where you can earn epic rewards just for watching Twitch streams. And don’t miss our meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of a ship or the Tural Thread Throwdown in a mysterious instance.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with resources, free companies, and linkshells that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyLove: Swipe Right, Mine Your Heart

Authenticity, BlockyLove, Boundaries, brutally honest, Communication, Confidence, dating advice, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Heart, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, personal growth, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, swipe, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate dating paradise for all the single players out there! Our pixelated love experts will give you brutally honest dating advice that will have all the creepers swooning over you in no time. From crafting the perfect pick-up lines to building the most romantic pixel art, our server has everything you need to find your player two. So why wait? Join now and start swiping right on love!

LNGcraft: Russian Floating Fortress

Arctic, construction, Development, ENERGY, Engineering, export, Floating, fortress, gazprom, global market, Infrastructure, innovation, LNG facility, LNGcraft, military protection, Natural Gas, Naval, production, Project, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Technology

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	264	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a floating LNG facility under military protection just like russia!!! why would you want to join? well, because we have GIANT floating gas tanks that you can explore and mine for resources!! but watch out for the military protection, they might shoot you if you get too close LOL.

join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. plus, who doesn’t want to pretend they’re in russia launching a giant gas facility while playing minecraft?? it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.

so what are you waiting for?? come join us and start your adventure on the world’s largest floating LNG facility under military protection minecraft server!! it’s gonna be LIT 🔥🔥🔥

FrostyFridgeLand

arctic conditions, arctic countries, arctic living, cold climate, Effectiveness, Food Safety, food storage, FREEZER, freezer maintenance, freezer organization, FrostyFridgeLand, frozen food, frozen products, frozen storage, household tips, long term storage, outdoor storage, preservation, Storage, Temperature, winter storage

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Enchantments Applied:	198	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3756	Void Armor Forged:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Votes:	151
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where we keep all our frozen products outside in da arctic countries cuz why not??! we got polar bears guarding our chests and penguins as our pets. if you join now, you might even find a secret igloo filled with diamonds and emeralds. plus, our snowball fights are lit af, you don’t wanna miss out on that action. so come on over and chill with us in da coolest server around!

FitCraft: Anxiety Crusher

anxiety, anxiety levels, anxiety reduction, college life, college students, crusher, dietary nutrition, Exercise, FitCraft, FITNESS, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle habits, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, physical activity, Stress Management, student health, student wellness, well-being

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like a magical potion for reducing anxiety! Like, for real, bro. College students who play on our server, exercise, and eat healthy food, they be feeling so chill and relaxed, man. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds!

When you’re mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies, your anxiety levels drop faster than a stack of sand blocks. Physical activity on our server is like a superpower, making you feel like you can take on anything that comes your way. And don’t even get me started on the power of dietary nutrition and lifestyle habits in Minecraft. It’s like your character becomes a zen master, floating through the pixelated world with ease.

So, if you wanna level up your mental health game and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Let’s do this, gamers!