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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Cityhealth

city, City Rpg, Citybuild, Roleplay

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

CityHealth

A freshly started city server ran by democracy. City full of occupations that are fully coded and function of real life. This is a roleplay city server. You can rob banks or sell fine wine. Or you could work as for example a doctor and take blood samples of people and find out their blood types and more! This server is active and is looking for staff (moderators and builders).

Join discord before joining the server:discord.gg/9g5EuR6r

minetownmc.mooo.com

Vanilla Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

[skyblock-tpa-home-kits-vote keys-plus more]

Main Server for development of Vanilla Skyblock

Please come help us build and test this awesome Skyblock experience. If all goes well we should be able to upgrade slots on this server and go 100 live.

Are you active tester player? Staff Aplications can be made here: https://github.com/advocaite/VanillaSkyblock/issues

Visit our github for any information or questions. We have a discord server you can find it on our github page below. https://github.com/advocaite/VanillaSkyblock/wiki

We want to build a safe fun community if you think you would be interested in that then come play.

144.217.129.128:25569

LOACRAFT

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LOACRAFT is a family friendly 1.17.1 survival server. Our staff are helpful and friendly, we provide full grief protection and help wherever we can. The server is currently being built and refined, so we can make it an amazing place for everyone.

We provide 100% grief protection. Our high bandwidth and stream lined services mean that we have almost no lag. LOACRAFT is privately owned and run, meaning that we can maintain a good and supportive atmosphere.

play.loacraft.com

Archevexmc

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mines Excavated:	1695	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Play on one of the BEST factions servers out there! 1,000 x 1,000 Block spawn, awesome things to explore, daily events and giveaways, NON P2W, Amazing community, great staff, + More!

play.archevexmc.com

Smellycraft Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Travel to the harbour at any time to visit exotic custom PvP worlds: Richer Ores for mining | Custom Terrain and Structures | Custom Mobs | Much richer loot tables and kits | PvP force-enabled for all players

We have a carefully maintained server Wiki, Live dynamic maps and an integrated Discord, as well. All players must be aged 16 and over.

smellycraft.com

VappusCraft

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ores Mined:	9768
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to easy simpe server. [1.13 Compatible] VappusCraft is a survival multiplayer mashup with a life-like economy system. Features of the game are similar to prison,.

vappus.net

Grindbox

Box, KitPvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

OFFICIAL RELEASE OF GRINDBOXBrand new Minecraft Elytra/Box PvP server, GrindBox is a brand new server that is releasing at 29/12/23 5:00MM EET. We are giving away a FREE RANK for those who join on release! Simply log in and type /claim

play.grindbox.xyz

The Hideout

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

***New World***

Since 2018 The Hideout has been a collaborative community of mature adults. Noobs and new players welcome: If you can read a wiki and are old enough to drive, we want you! The owner is obsessed with running a stable, reliable server free of bugs, lag and children. Redstone / auto farm / YouTube / twitch welcome. Player builds are preserved across game versions. Everything is free, no nagging for votes or donations.

Features: – Hosted on professionally-managed hardware since 2018 – FREE ranks earned thru gameplay – FREE access to commands like /home, /condense, /craft, /disposal – Queer-friendly community – Discord integration: Chat in-game via Discord and chat on Discord thru Minecraft – Silk Spawners, Grief Prevention, Citizens, Trade Shops, McMMO

TheHideout.mcserver.ws:25968

Melacraft Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Farms Harvested:	118
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	243	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
New Chunks Explored:	488422	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Melacraft Network

MODALITIES

SkyWars – 1.8x 1.12x Survival – 1.8x 1.12x SkyBlock – 1.8x 1.12x

We are a Super simple Network, we do not want TOXIC people. Have fun with us, and if you want to rank as a youtuber, contact me on Twitter @MelacraftMC. We do not require any Superior rank or staff, We are a network with 6 months open, so there you have your answer.

IP : play.melacraft.com

If you like it, you can share or follow me on Twitter and also on YouTube with a subscription: Melanium AS

play.Melacraft.com

Fullsendmc

mmo, RPG, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	228
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	404	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

FullSendMC offers new experiences on the Slovenian minecraft scene! We offer custom survival and skyblock.Join today!

play.fullsendmc.com