shitboard – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The One-Trick Pony SMP: Minecraft Shenanigans

banal, Boring, cliched, dull, LIMITED, Minecraft, monotonous, one trick pony, OneTrick, overdone, pony, predictable, Repetitive, Shenanigans, shitboard, smp, Tiresome, uncreative, unexciting, unimaginative, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unvaried

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tricks? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. From exploding chickens to giant pink llamas, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to shower with riches. Will you be lucky enough to encounter this majestic beast?

So why waste your time on a boring old server when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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WeirdTurnOnsMinecraftSMP

arousal, atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, fetish, fetishistic, idiosyncratic, kink, Kinky, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, strange, turn on, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdTurnOnsMinecraftSMP

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret portal to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. And then I met this player who could build a castle out of dirt in like 5 seconds, it was insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where we ride on giant chickens and throw exploding potatoes at each other. And our community events include a fashion show for our pet wolves and a hot dog eating contest with creepers. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as weird as possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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SuperPowerCraft

exceptional abilities, extraordinary abilities, extraordinary gifts, hidden abilities, hidden strengths, hidden talents, latent powers, overlooked abilities, overlooked talents, rare abilities, rare talents, secret powers, special powers, Special Skills, super power, SuperPowerCraft, uncommon powers, undiscovered talents, unique gifts, unique powers, untapped potential

Imagine a Minecraft server where everyone has a secret superpower but they don’t even know it! Join our server and discover your hidden abilities like the power to summon a herd of exploding pigs or the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

But be warned, there are rumors of a legendary player who can control the weather with their mind and another who can ride a chicken into battle. Will you be the next Minecraft superhero or will you end up accidentally turning yourself into a tree? There’s only one way to find out – join our server today and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!

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PastaPowerCraft

13 million, cooperation, diplomatic relations, economic development, energy infrastructure, energy resources, Energy Sector, european union, financial support, foreign assistance, government funding, infrastructure improvement, international aid, Investment, italy, Partnership, PastaPowerCraft, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, restoration, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we give ukraine $13 million to restore energy stuff. u can help build power plants and fix wires like a minecraft superhero. join now and save the world one block at a time. plus, we have pizza parties every friday because who doesn’t love pizza while playing minecraft? come join the fun and be a part of something bigger than yourself. also, did we mention there are unicorns and flying pigs in our minecraft world? yep, it’s true. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Cheeto Craze – Snack Attack!

Attack, cheesy snacks, cheesy treats, cheeto, cheetos, CRAZE, food packaging, food trends, impulse buys, novelty snacks, online sales, popular snacks, quirky snacks, snack, snack advertising, snack consumption, snack cravings, snack foods, snack lovers, snack marketing, snack packaging, social media marketing, unique snacks, viral products

join our epic minecraft server where we have so many cheetos you’ll think you’re in a cheesy dream! we have cheeto mountains, cheeto rivers, and even cheeto animals roaming around. but watch out, because the cheetos are alive and they might just eat you back!

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no snacks, come join us for a crunchy adventure like no other. build your cheeto castle, mine for cheeto diamonds, and battle other players in epic cheeto wars.

don’t miss out on the cheesiest server around, join now at: CheetoMania.About.Cheetos

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Biofuel Cell Bacteria Buster

antibacterial biosensor, aptamers, Bacteria, bacteria detection, bacteria elimination, bacterial eradication, bacterial killing, biofuel, biofuel technology, biosensor, Buster, Cell, decontamination, enzyme technology, enzyme-based biofuel cell, innovative biosensor, rapid decontamination, self-powered biosensor, self-sustaining biosensor, water purification, water quality, water safety, water sanitation, water treatment

join dis epic minecraft server where we got biosensors dat power demselves and kill bacteria in da water to make it safe to drink!!! like wut even??? we got enzymes and antibodies and all dat fancy stuff to make sure yo water is clean as a whistle. no more gettin sick from drinkin dirty water, cuz we got da tech to keep you safe and hydrated. come join us and be amazed by da power of science in minecraft!!!

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Odyssey Chronicles

alliances, Casino, Chronicles, Claims, Community, Discord, Economy, Enchants, gameplay, java edition, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, odyssey, Rich, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Terralith, Trade, Whitelist

Odyssey Chronicles

Server	Java Edition SMP
Theme	Las Vegas
Plugins	Custom plugins for endless fun

Overview

Welcome to Odyssey Chronicles Season 1 – The Jackpot! Join our casino-themed world where you can earn, trade, and gamble your way to the top. Explore custom biomes, battle for rare loot, and expand your wealth in our player-driven economy.

Features

Teams Plugin
Economy Plugin
Claims Plugin
UnsafeEnchants
Lucky Blocks

Why Join Odyssey Chronicles?

Join our close and friendly community, active and friendly staff, and prepare for the most enjoyable server experience of your life!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Odyssey Chronicles?	To join, you must be a member of our Discord community. Join our Discord server at discord.gg/TRcR7HRU3J
What is the theme of Odyssey Chronicles?	The theme of Odyssey Chronicles is Las Vegas, with a focus on high stakes and big wins.
When does The End unlock?	The End will unlock on February 22nd at 2 PM ET, where you can battle for Elytra and rare loot.
What kind of economy system does Odyssey Chronicles have?	Odyssey Chronicles has a player-driven economy where you can sell items at spawn for money or set up player shops.

Golden Sun Blue Eyes 1.20.4

1.20.4, American native dna, BLONDE, Blue, blue eyes, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, ethnic background, Europe association, EYES, genetic heritage, Germanic, Golden, golden skin, Iberian, inferiority complex, prejudice, race identity, racial identity, racial stereotypes, racial superiority, self-perception, Sun, White

Yo, bro, join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because only people with blue eyes are allowed, like, what even is that rule? But hey, if you’re white with golden skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes, you’re in luck!

I’m, like, part Iberian, some Germanic, and even got some American Native DNA in me. And let me tell you, every time I see a white person, I’m just like, “Pfft, inferior much?” But hey, I used to think I was white because of some Europe association nonsense.

So, like, come join this server and let’s show those blue-eyed blondies who’s boss! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, concerns, controlling behavior, CraftyFriendz, Decision making, Disaster, Emotional support, Enabling, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, long-term friendship, loyalty, maid of honor, Minecraft, red flags, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, Wedding

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Rumor has it, if you defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of TNT and explode your enemies into oblivion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. He’s always up for a game of hide and seek, and if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, Steve has a mischievous side).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Mwahahaha!

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NeighborlyNoobz

ahs, AITAH, difficult situation, family drama, garden fence, Harassment, Menace, mental health crisis, NeighborlyNoobz, neighbour’s relative, next door neighbors, overhanging trees, police involvement, police logs, psycho ex, refusing to help, restraining order, sectioned, toxic relationship, unwanted contact, verbal abuse

So, like, you think your life is cray-cray? Well, join our Minecraft server for some real drama! We got this player with a psycho ex who just won’t quit. She be lurking around, shouting over fences, and sending flowers to his mama. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of this psycho ex situation. Will she ever leave them alone? Will they ever get that restraining order? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored on our server!

Plus, we got a neighbor drama storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Imagine having to deal with your partner’s ex’s family as your next door neighbors. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for some insane drama, crazy twists, and unexpected turns, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!

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CraftyAnnoyance

annoying behaviors, annoying habits, annoying pet peeves, annoying tendencies, bothersome actions, bothersome behaviors, common annoyances, common behavior, CraftyAnnoyance, everyday annoyances, frustrating actions, frustrating habits, irritating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating habits, irritating mannerisms, irritating pet peeves, Pet Peeves, social annoyances

Are you tired of people building ugly dirt houses and calling it “architecture”? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for carrots and have been known to throw epic llama raves in the mineshaft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful what you wish for, as one player accidentally wished for a million creepers to spawn in their house. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of chaos, adventure, and flying pigs, join us today!

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