shitboard – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

The One-Trick Pony SMP: Minecraft Shenanigans
banal, Boring, cliched, dull, LIMITED, Minecraft, monotonous, one trick pony, OneTrick, overdone, pony, predictable, Repetitive, Shenanigans, shitboard, smp, Tiresome, uncreative, unexciting, unimaginative, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unvaried
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tricks? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and insanity!
Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. From exploding chickens to giant pink llamas, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to shower with riches. Will you be lucky enough to encounter this majestic beast?
So why waste your time on a boring old server when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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PixelPricedButPriceless
amazing, Computer, costs nothing, Digital, free applications, free downloads, free programs, free software, free tools, high quality, Impressive.., Innovative, no cost, open source, PixelPricedButPriceless, remarkable, software, Software Development, Surprising, Technology, UNBELIEVABLE
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t believe it’s free!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle hordes of evil creepers with your trusty pet llama, and build a castle so magnificent that even Notch himself would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that it’s rumored to have been created by a team of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of coding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic for yourself. And remember, it’s all completely free because we believe that everyone deserves a chance to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

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ZelenskyCraft: Turkey Edition
Ankara, ARRIVED, bilateral, cooperation, Diplomacy, Diplomatic, Edition, foreign affairs, International, Istanbul, Meeting, negotiations, Official, relations, summit, talks, trip, turkey, Ukrainian president, Visit, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian president zelensky arrived in turkey and built a giant chicken statue to celebrate peace and friendship between nations. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. plus, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft community ever!

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Celestial Realms 1.21.1
1.21.1, Anime, Celestial, eternal battle, eternal beauty, eternal bond, Eternal Cel, eternal curse, eternal destiny, eternal friendship, eternal journey, eternal Kingdom, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal power, eternal quest, eternal realm, eternal youth, FANTASY, IMMORTALITY, Magic, Realms, Supernatural
Yo, listen up ya blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, where you can build your own empire and rule over all the pixelated peasants!
We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, so get ready for some epic battles and crazy shenanigans with your fellow gamers! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off!
And get this, we have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons that will blow your mind! So if you’re ready to dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, then come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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PayDadPvP: LegalCraft
automotive mechanic, Exploitation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial contributions, financial strain, Girlfriend, household expenses, legal resolutions, LegalCraft, living situation, moving out, pay dispute, pay structure, PayDadPvP, seeking advice, seeking support, step dad, threatened eviction, transparency, work ethic, work interruptions
Are you tired of being exploited like a diamond ore in a mineshaft? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the clutches of your step-dad and live your best blocky life!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about engine swaps or picking up extra vehicles – unless it’s a sweet ride to cruise around in-game! Say goodbye to $80 a day and hello to virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.
With our virtual economy, you can earn diamonds for days and never have to worry about missing pay or shady financial dealings. Plus, no one will threaten to kick you out of your virtual house – unless you build a creeper farm too close to spawn.
Join now and start a new life in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft legend!

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Block UV Rays: Fish Fertility Fun
Bleaching, BLOCK, chemical compounds, coral, environmental impact, fertility, Fish, fish fertility, Fun, investigation, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine health., marine life, marine pollution, marine research, ocean conservation, RAYS, study, sunscreen, sunscreen effects, sunscreen pollution, sunscreen toxicity, UV rays
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we out here investigatin’ da impact of sunscreen on marine life! We got scientists in da game tryna figure out if dem chemical compounds in sunscreen be messin’ up da coral reefs and makin’ da fish infertile. It’s like a wild science experiment happenin’ right in front of yo eyes!
But wait, there’s more! We got dolphins wearin’ sunglasses, turtles throwin’ shade, and squids rockin’ SPF 1000 sunscreen hats. It’s a whole new world under da sea, and you gotta be part of it!
So come on down to our server and dive into da ocean of possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a sunscreen-powered sea monster or a fish with a sunburn. The possibilities are endless, just like our imagination! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s make some waves together! 🐠🌊🌞

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Eon Nexus Craft 1.20.6
1.20.6, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa
Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the official website is like the gateway to another dimension, man. The schedule is like a treasure map to hidden treasures in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter accounts, they’re like portals to the coolest characters you’ll ever meet in the game.
Join this server for a wild ride with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – they’re like the dream team you never knew you needed. And then there’s Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – they’ll have you laughing and crying in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro for a rollercoaster of emotions. And don’t forget about Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’ll keep you on your toes with their antics.
And if that’s not enough, explore the realms of Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie – they’ll show you a side of Minecraft you never knew existed. Plus, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse will take you on adventures you’ll never forget.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ManlyCraft: No Crying Allowed!
Allowed, breaking barriers, challenging norms, crying, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Individuality, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, nonconformity, progressive thinking, real men, Self-expression, social constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional masculinity, unconventional behavior
Real men don’t play on this Minecraft server because they’re too busy bench pressing cars and wrestling bears. But if you’re not a real man (or woman), then you should totally join us for some epic adventures and wild shenanigans. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to explode! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. So if you’re ready to prove your bravery and show off your mad Minecraft skills, come join us and become a legend in your own mind!

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GazaGoneAgencyMC
#announcement, agency.., Commitment, Conflict, displacement, expulsion, gaza, GazaGoneAgencyMC, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territory, palestinians, Politics, Refugee Crisis, Residents, united states, US proposal, voluntary departure
haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can kick out ur enemies like israel wants to kick out gazans? well u in luck cuz this server is all about that! join us and be part of the fun as we pretend to be israel and kick out all the gazans from their homes! build ur own settlements and watch as the gazans cry and beg for mercy, just like in real life! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! oh and did we mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum yum in my tum tum!

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Interplanetary Radio Fun – Spectral Burst
Astrophysics, Burst, electromagnetic waves, Fun, Fundamental-Harmonic Pairs, heliosphere, interplanetary, observed, plasma physics, Radio, radio astronomy, Radio Emissions, Radio Observations, solar activity, solar dynamics, solar flares, solar physics, solar radiation, solar radio bursts, solar wind, space weather, SPECTRAL, Spectral Characteristics, Type III Radio Bursts
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like outta this world, literally! We got interplanetary type III radio bursts up in here, like what even is that?! But it’s lit, trust me.
So, like, picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear these funky radio bursts coming from outer space. It’s like the aliens are trying to communicate with us through Minecraft, man! And you gotta be on this server to experience it all.
Plus, the fundamental-harmonic pairs are off the charts on this server. It’s like music to your ears, but in Minecraft form. You’ll be jamming out while building your epic creations, it’s a vibe like no other.
So, come join us on this wild ride through the interplanetary Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get weird together, fam!

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Who will communicate well without mats of the ladies of the OPCU server minecraft
Adventure, banner, Communication, Community, cooperation, creativity, Fun, Gaming, ladies, Lazy, mats, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, OPCU, OPUC server, Roleplay, Server, Social, teamwork
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