shit your pants Minecraft Servers

shit your pants Minecraft Servers

  • Low Expectations Minecraft Server

    Low Expectations Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7470
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Towns Built: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 204

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrganicIndigestionCraft

    OrganicIndigestionCraft
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9924
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Dragon Eggs Found: 2000
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your organs betraying you every time you indulge in your favorite foods? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your organs will never judge you for your love of spicy tacos, greasy pizza, or sugary treats! Join us and feast to your heart’s content without fear of repercussions from your internal organs. Who needs a healthy digestive system anyway when you can have unlimited virtual feasts in Minecraft? Join now and let the foodie in you run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5149
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is so lit, even the FBI is raiding it! But don’t worry, it’s just cuz our main man Dmitri Simes is so good at Minecraft, they thought he was hacking or something. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and dodging government agents. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we stash all the diamonds we mine. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NYAT Towny Server: Where Cats Rule and Griefers Drool

    NYAT Towny Server: Where Cats Rule and Griefers Drool
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 3584
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP 73.121.199.150
    Description Join my new Town server, where resources are scarce, making mining challenging and rewarding. The map is designed for close-knit gameplay with plans to expand. Focus on balanced experience and community growth.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there teleporting on the server? No, players must travel traditionally to the spawn region to sell their gold and pay for land claims.
    What is the focus of the server? The focus is on creating a balanced and engaging experience, with plans to evolve based on community feedback.
    Is PVP encouraged on the server? Town politics is a goal for the server but PVP is not discouraged. Players can hunt others for gold or set up shops for travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /pol/ is dead Minecraft server

    /pol/ is dead Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3614
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Star Shards Collected: 108

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and witness the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Our server is like a virtual circus, with clowns running amok and pigs flying through the sky.

    Forget about /pol/ and 4chan, they’re old news. Here, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the insanity. Need a break from reality? Come join us, where nothing is genuine and the banks control all (just kidding… or are we?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”’/rug/ – The Crafty SMP Crew”’

    ”’/rug/ – The Crafty SMP Crew”’
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 3913
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4827 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild sheep start attacking you. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to photobomb your epic castle build? Only on our server will you experience these wacky moments!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a player who can build a house in seconds while dodging arrows like a pro archer. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Olympics!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the Minecraft Rugby Championship!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterlyBratMCServer

    SisterlyBratMCServer
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 2757
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Farms Harvested: 127 Falling into the Void: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hunting down hidden treasures just like the mischievous sister in this story! Join us for a unique gameplay experience where players can steal each other’s items and hide them around the virtual world.

    Imagine the excitement of searching for your lost diamond sword in a secret underground cave or tracking down your stolen enchanted armor in a hidden fortress. Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge and enjoy a good treasure hunt.

    Don’t worry about being labeled as a brat for stealing, on our server, it’s all part of the fun! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your fellow players and reclaim your stolen loot. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those sneaky thieves)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCrasherCraft

    WeddingCrasherCraft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 654
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9433 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings crashing left and right! Join us for a wild time full of drama and family feuds, just like the story of M17 crashing his brother’s child-free wedding. Who needs an invitation when you can just show up and cause chaos?

    Experience the thrill of sneaking into receptions, dodging angry family members, and standing your ground like a boss. And don’t worry, we have plenty of soft drinks at the bar to keep you hydrated while you stir up trouble.

    Join now for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe crash a wedding or two). Who knows, you might even run into your own family drama along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Weak SpotzCraft

    Putin’s Weak SpotzCraft
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6486
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Crops Grown: 8347
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Potions Brewed: 71 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we invade russia like ukraine but with blocks and swords instead of tanks and stuff. hit putin’s weak spots with your epic building skills and show him who’s boss in the virtual world. join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pet creeper that explodes rainbows. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Semi-Spicy Minecraft Place: Turnabout SMP – Now with Extra Vanilla Flavor, Hold the Hermitcraft!

    The Semi-Spicy Minecraft Place: Turnabout SMP – Now with Extra Vanilla Flavor, Hold the Hermitcraft!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8091
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Turnabout SMP!

    Turnabout SMP is a redstone and building focused Minecraft server that aims to build a strong and inclusive community. We offer a variety of features to enhance your gameplay experience and provide a fun environment for players to enjoy.

    Features:

    Inclusivity
    Events
    One Player Sleep
    Shopping and Minigames District
    Active Playerbase
    Friendly community and helpful mods
    Mob and Player Heads
    Custom Music Disc
    Mayoral Elections
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
    24/7 Uptime

    To join our server, please visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ.

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join Turnabout SMP, you must first join our Discord server at the provided link and submit an application for whitelist approval.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Turnabout SMP?

    A: The minimum age to join Turnabout SMP is 16 years old.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules include no stealing, no griefing, and respecting other players.

    Q: Can I participate in the Mayoral Elections?

    A: Yes, all players on the server have the opportunity to run for Mayor during the elections. It’s a fun and competitive event for the community.

    Q: Is the server active and well-moderated?

    A: Yes, we have an active player base and a team of helpful moderators to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

    Q: Are there regular events on the server?

    A: Yes, we host regular events and activities for players to participate in and have fun together as a community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TouhouCraft Minecraft Server

    TouhouCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8092
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Magic Items Found: 2043
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Nuclear Fusion edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in the middle of a nuclear reactor! Don’t worry, you won’t actually get radiation poisoning… we think.

    2. Our previous 3cc clear was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. And now, we’re gearing up for even more mind-blowing achievements.

    3. Have you ever wanted to explore a dream world filled with living ghosts? Well, now you can in Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts! It’s like Casper meets Minecraft on steroids.

    4. Our server is so exclusive, it’s like the 100th Black Market in Touhou 18.5. You won’t find crazier deals or more insane adventures anywhere else.

    5. Need a break from all the madness? Dive into the Wonderful Waking World or become the Hero of Ice Fairy in our fangames. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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