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CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8233
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Buildings Constructed:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9365
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	109
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mines Excavated:	4160	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3483
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!