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ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	187
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

I Can’t Feel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, come join our server where love and empathy are overrated! We specialize in hate and lust, so if you’re looking for a place to let out your inner villain, this is the server for you.

Our community is filled with players who have embraced their dark side, from griefing other players’ builds to starting wars over virtual resources. But hey, who needs love and empathy when you can have power and chaos, am I right?

Join us and unleash your inner monster. Who knows, you might even make some new frenemies along the way. Just remember, on this server, it’s kill or be killed. So sharpen your swords and get ready for a wild ride. Love is for losers, but on our server, you’ll never feel alone in your hatred and lust.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body positivity quotes, body positivity tips, Confidence, embracing imperfections, empowerment, mental health, Minecraft, No. 273246676, physical health, player, positive body image, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, thighs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1949	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to Thighs SMP, where the only thing thicker than our members’ thighs is the drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with treacherous adventures, epic battles, and more tea than a high school cafeteria.

Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!

DreamPlyz

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy roleplay pvp adventure dungeons custom events quests plugins modded multiplayer sandbox exploration building, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to DreamPlyz, the ultimate Minecraft server for our passionate Discord community! Join us for endless adventures, creative builds, and a vibrant community that thrives on collaboration and fun. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, DreamPlyz is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

play.dreamplyz.com

World Cup Champs Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	4639
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something – we won the World Cup 2 years ago! That’s right, our Minecraft skills are so legendary that we were able to take home the gold in a virtual soccer tournament. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. That’s right, these llamas can build anything from a simple piston door to a fully functioning roller coaster in the blink of an eye. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life!

The Best Sexo With An Indian Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is where miracles happen on the daily!

Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!

D2S9

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla server Cracked server Active community Version 1.12.2 Build Destroy No rules Experience Community Afternoons Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Economy Plugins Mods Minigames Custom Adventure

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

D2S9 is a cracked vanilla server in version 1.12.2 with a fairly active community (regularly in the afternoons), this server allows you to build, destroy and whatever you can think of because there are no rules, join and enjoy this experience :3.

d2s9.org

Vtuber Voice Minecraft Server

Anime, character voices, cute, digital avatars, Entertainment, Gaming, high pitched, Minecraft, non-typical, online personalities, piping, Server, streaming, unique voices, unusual voices, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vocal range, vocal talent, VOICE, voice acting, voice modulation, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	6515	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of the same old high-pitched voices on other Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with vtubers with the most unique and unusual voices you’ve ever heard. From deep and gravelly to squeaky and strange, our vtubers will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted items waiting to be discovered. But beware, it’s guarded by a group of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

This is my Minecraft SMP Culture

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6873	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	620995	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

– Our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. Who needs a boring old grassy spawn point when you can start off in style?

– Our admin team consists of a group of wizards who can literally make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made of cake? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? No problem. These wizards can do it all.

– Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players have ever made it out alive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Crafty Americans Minecraft Server

American games, AMERICANS, Censorship, controversial, Crafty, culture, desensitization, Entertainment, excessive violence, gaming industry, gory, graphic content, mature audiences, Media, Minecraft, over the top, psychological impact, Ratings, Server, shock value, society, video games, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6071

Tired of all those boring, mild-mannered Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with pixelated blood splattering everywhere and explosions that will make your screen shake. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning why American games are so over-the-top gory in the first place!

Minecraft SMP: Holo ENthusiasts

Anime, collaboration, COSPLAY, digital influencers, Diversity, Entertainment, enthusiasts, Gaming, Global, half-Asian, Holo, holoEN, Japan, Live streaming, Manga, Minecraft, multicultural, Online Community, online content, smp, Technology, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Farms Harvested:	361
Divine Spears Created:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with half-Asian girls who either live in Japan or have a deep love for sushi! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and become part of our wacky half-Asian girl gang!