shit tests Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Chick’s Shit Test Server: Where Women Rule and Men Drool!

Behavior, chicks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Drool, emotions, Expectations, games, Gender Roles, Honesty, Manipulation, Men, mind games, Psychology, reactions, relationships, rule, Server, Shit, shit tests, social dynamics, test, tests, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1545	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your friendships? Look no further than our server, where we put your relationships to the ultimate test!

Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to lose your job and see who sticks by your side. Will your friends come to your aid, or will they leave you hanging like a pixelated sword in a dungeon?

Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, you’ll learn valuable lessons about who you can trust in the world of Minecraft and beyond. So come on, join us and see if your friendships can survive the ultimate shit test!

Brain Barrier Bypassers

Barrier, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain, brain cancer, brain health, Brain Metastasis, brain protection, brain tumors, bypassers, cancer cells, cancer metastasis, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Future Therapies, Medical research, Metastatic Tumor Cells, oncology, treatment strategies, tumor growth, tumor invasion

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even metastatic tumor cells cant resist it! dey be bypassin da blood-brain barrier just to get a piece of da action! imagine how crazy dis server must be if even cancer cells wanna play on it! so come join us and be part of dis wild ride! who knows, maybe u’ll even cure cancer while u build ur epic minecraft creations! so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Melio

Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Melio, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	5539
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Java Version	1.21.4
Features	No land-claiming or chest locks
Description	A mature, drama-free, and inclusive server community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by applying through our Discord server.

Q: Are there any plugins or mods used on the server?

A: We use TerraformGenerator, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, and Simple Voice Chat.

Q: What is the server location?

A: The server is located in Western US.

Q: How are griefers and thieves handled on the server?

A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch any griefers or thieves.

Q: What is the application process like?

A: Filling out the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Enlightened Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Backlash, Chud, controversial, discrimination, Enlightened, equality, feminism, gender equality, gender stereotypes, ignorance, incel, male feminist, mens rights, Misogyny, Movie, opinion, perspective, PIXEL, prejudice, Realm, social justice, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	183
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the stupidity of women and embrace your inner chud incel! We welcome all former male feminists who have seen the light and realized the truth about the world. Don’t be cheered for being wrong, come join us and be hated for being right! Let’s build a world where men can be men and women are nowhere to be seen!

BrainCraftMC

Apology, Assumptions, books, BrainCraftMC, Bridgerton, Communication, confession, Confrontation, Crush, Cultural differences, emotions, friendship, gossip, language barrier, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, rejection, Sexuality, Stereotypes, tv shows

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings lead to hilarious drama just like in this story! Join us for a chance to confess your love to your crush, only to have it backfire in the most outrageous way possible.

Imagine building a virtual world with your friends, only to have one of them accidentally reveal your secret crush and make everyone think you’re something you’re not. Will you be able to set the record straight and clear up the confusion, or will you end up in a virtual love triangle gone wrong?

But don’t worry, our server is not just about love triangles and misunderstandings. We also have epic quests, crazy challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So come join us and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

HateCrafters: Customer Edition

bad customer experience, Customer, Customer advocacy, customer care, customer complaints, customer experience management, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, customer service culture, Customer service excellence, customer service improvement, customer service training, customer support, customer-centric, customer-driven, customer-focused, Edition, HateCrafters, poor service

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	179
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	41
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that hates its players more than any other company? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of disgruntled employees who will go out of their way to make your gaming experience as frustrating as possible.

Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.

Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, annexation, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, curriculum, education, Europe, forced, Geopolitics, Government, History, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Propaganda, russia, School textbook, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, uproar

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got the most epic battles u ever seen, like russia marching into ukraine but in minecraft form! we even got a school textbook that says it was ‘forced’ to join, like wut even is that? join now for a wild ride of drama and chaos, u won’t regret it!

Reverie SMP

+18, Activity System, Adults, application, Community, Coreprotect, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Grief, hermitcraft, Mature, Plugin, proximity chat, Reverie, Season, smp, Staff, theft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1473
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Reverie SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Inspired by HermitCraft.
CoreProtect	Easily reverse grief and theft.
Proximity Chat	Optional feature for players.
Experienced Staff	Team with experience running Minecraft servers.
DynMap	Planned feature for release.
Server Events	Includes movie nights, build battles, and challenges.
Activity System	Visual system for player availability.
Supporter perks	No pay to win cosmetic/QOL perks.

Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Reverie SMP?

You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.reveriesmp.com/

When will Season 1 begin?

Season 1 starts on February 1st.

Is Reverie SMP a mature community for adults?

Yes, we aim to provide a friendly and mature community for adult players.

Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, supporter perks are purely cosmetic and quality of life enhancements.

Eternal Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3d model, 5th Anniversary Reverse Call-In, ETERNAL, Game Shop Maruyama, GET THE CROWN, Gifting FAQ, Hologra, hololive, hololive 4th generation, hololive New Year Game Festival, Manga archive, nicovideo, Radio program, shadows, Talents, Tokoyami Towa, topanga charity cup, Towa Thread, Twitcasting, twitch, twitter, Videos, 常闇トワ

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, have you seen this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like if Towa from Hololive went on a wild adventure in the game! Join for epic shows and events that will make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory.

We got more hype than a Ender Dragon on Red Bull, with top-notch charity cups and 3D live events that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, the latest shorts and hologra content will have you laughing like a villager seeing a zombie in broad daylight.

Check out the channels and socials for a wild ride that will make you scream “Enderman” in excitement. And don’t even get me started on the official 3D model – it’s like Steve on steroids!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare for a journey crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret exploding in excitement!

WeddingWoofNoNo

Allergies, compromise, dog, exception, family, golden retriever, no-pets event, parents, pet-friendly, Rigid, rules, selfish, sister, Venue, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, WeddingWoofNoNo

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magic Items Found:	2270
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict no-pets policy just like this bride’s wedding! We don’t want any pesky animals ruining the fun, especially if your fiancé has mild dog allergies. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual pets you can tame and befriend in the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any furry distractions. Who needs a golden retriever at a wedding when you can have a virtual dragon as your loyal companion in Minecraft?

Don’t be like this bride’s sister and throw a tantrum over not being able to bring her dog. Instead, come join our server and let your creativity run wild without any pet-related drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any dog hair to trigger your allergies in our pixelated paradise!

So come on over and join us for a dog-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any family feuds?

BlockheadsAnonymous

Awareness, BlockheadsAnonymous, Clarity, common mistakes, complexity, comprehension, confusion, Difficulty, easy concept, education, enlightenment, Explanation, ignorance, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, misconceptions, misunderstanding, Simplicity, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Emeralds Found:	1698	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with players who are all trying to figure out the answer, but beware – only the most skilled and dedicated players will uncover the truth.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a ferocious pack of rainbow-colored llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries, defeat the chickens, and claim the treasure for yourself. Just remember, the answer to the question may not be as simple as it seems…