shit tested Minecraft Servers

shit tested Minecraft Servers

  • ShitTestedMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShitTestedMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7280
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting bullied and friendzoned in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a powerful warrior or a peaceful farmer. No more getting shit tested by men or women, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the most popular player and never have to worry about being introverted or insecure again. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • PixelPilipinoWarriors

    PixelPilipinoWarriors
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6091
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

    and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

    so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

    PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 4829
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

    If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

    ponos.aboba.host

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  • GarbageOP Minecraft Server

    GarbageOP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1922
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 New Chunks Explored: 475057
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 8662
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 155 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

    On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

    And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBabyBlunder

    BlockyBabyBlunder
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2836
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

    Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 4027
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 New Chunks Explored: 46083
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

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  • CraftyBlockzUSA

    CraftyBlockzUSA
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 8517
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

    VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 7637
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!

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  • PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

    PrettyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 6954
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 271 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so stunningly attractive that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist swooning! Our players are so gorgeous, they make the villagers blush and the creepers explode out of sheer awe.

    Join us for a chance to mingle with the most beautiful beings in the Minecraft universe, and who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate among our glamorous community. Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by such eye-catching avatars, because let’s be real, who needs diamonds when you have players this dazzling? So come on in and prepare to be amazed by the sheer beauty of our server – just make sure to wear your best enchanted armor, because you might just faint from all the fabulousness!

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