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Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	553	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	266
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Potions Brewed:	106
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7045
Dragon Eggs Found:	532	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Divine Spears Created:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE