MineHeroAcademy Server

behead deku with an axe, blast a deku with a civil war cannon, burn deku in a furnace, castrate deku, drive over a deku’s head with a tank, drop kick a deku off a cliff, drown deku in piss, hang deku from trees, kill deku, launch deku into the sun, microwave deku, MineHeroAcademy, nuke a deku orphanage., obliterate deku, rape deku with a sword, roundhouse kick a deku into nuclear waste, Server, shit in a deku’s throat, slam dunk a deku into a wood chipper, smash deku with a rock, toss a deku into an active volcano, trample a deku with an elephant

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4387	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

Minecraft SMP – /wowg/ – World of Minecraftcraft

#addons, Add-On websites, Alleria: Light and Shadow, August 2024, August Trading Post, Blizzard, Curseforge, korkron nightsaber, Minecraft, minecraftcraft, Official Cinematic, Official WoW News, PrePatch, smp, Stormhammer Weapon Transmog, the war within, trading post items, video game, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, wowinterface

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Potions Brewed:	174
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the war between Alleria and the Korkron Nightsaber is reaching epic levels.

Experience the thrill of the battle within as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against powerful enemies. But that’s not all! Our August Trading Post is filled with exclusive items like the Stormhammer weapon transmog that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Don’t miss out on the prepatch action and be sure to check out our official cinematic for a sneak peek at what’s to come. With add-ons galore to enhance your gameplay, this server is truly a must-join for any Minecraft enthusiast. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

PreggoVillage: No Room for In-Laws

adult responsibilities, affordable place, AITAH, baby expenses, college graduate, decent job, expensive restaurants, Future, Grandparent, Hardworking, INDEPENDENCE, independent, inlaws, living under my roof, move back in, new clothes, PreggoVillage, pregnant girlfriend, red flags, refusing, room, Son, spending problem, stable home

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	829
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from crazy girlfriends getting pregnant and wanting to move in with you? Look no further, we’ve got you covered!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and explore endless possibilities. Who needs a girlfriend with a spending problem when you can have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

Don’t worry about family drama or Facebook rants here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!

NormsNeedToChange – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Adapt, Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, culture, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Etiquette, Evolution, Manners, Minecraft, modernize, NormsNeedToChange, progress, revolution, Revolutionize, smp, social norms, society, tradition, transform

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old social norms? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only social norm is to be as weird and outrageous as possible.

Imagine a world where everyone communicates only in pig Latin and wears chicken costumes on Wednesdays. That’s just a typical day on our server! We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamonds just for their pet parrot to ride on. And don’t even get me started on the time someone started a llama parade through the village square.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly and be as unconventional as you want, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just fit right in with all the other lovable weirdos!

BlockyBoost: Minecraft Confidence

acceptance, affirmation, BlockyBoost, body positivity, Boost, Communication, Confidence, empowerment, growth, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal development, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual confidence, Trust, validation, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	221

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to receive a confidence boost like no other! Our virtual world is filled with sexy mobs who will make you feel like the ultimate block-breaking stud. From seductive creepers to flirtatious villagers, you’ll never feel lonely again. So why wait? Join now and let your pixelated libido run wild!

Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

#beards, #facial hair, Afghanistan, Appearance, Beardless, bros, cultural norms, discrimination, dismiss, enforcement, grooming standards, Islamic law, Men, Military, Minecraft, Morality Police, personnel, regulations, religious beliefs, security forces, Server, social control, Taliban, Taliban rules

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	31724
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2132
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

RatSizedSpidersRevival

Animal Behavior, arachnids, british wildlife, COMEBACK, conservation, ecosystem balance, environmental news, Extinction, invasive species, ITV News, Pest Control, rare sightings, Rats, RatSizedSpidersRevival, rodent predators, spider populations, spider resurgence, Spiders, uk, urban wildlife, wildlife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

OMG, u guys gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where SPIDERS THE SIZE OF RATS come back from near extinction in the UK! It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft! Imagine fighting off these giant spiders with your friends, screaming and laughing as you try to survive. Plus, there’s a secret underground lair where the spiders are plotting their revenge on humanity. Will you be brave enough to take them on and save the world from arachnid domination? Join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

SnuffToAntiDisMinecraft

Adulthood, antidisestablishmentarianism, Childhood, cognitive development., Development, education, growing up, knowledge, language skills, learning, linguistic, Literacy, longest word, Maturity, Milestones, progress, Snuffleupagus, SnuffToAntiDisMinecraft, vocabulary, vocabulary expansion, Words

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and leprechauns dat give u unlimited diamonds. like, for realz, if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of candy. and guess what? u can fly on a giant marshmallow cloud while shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a pet dragon dat farts glitter? yea, dat’s right. u can ride on its back while it breathes fire and confetti. it’s like a party every day on dis server.

so, if u wanna level up ur minecraft game and have the most epic adventures of ur life, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?

SugarCraftCity

Blood sugar, Chronic illness, diabetes, diet, Epidemic, glucose levels, health, Healthcare, insulin, insulin resistance, Lifestyle, Medical, obesity, Prevention, research, statistics, SugarCraftCity, Treatment, trends, type 2 diabetes, united states

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1810	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so like, u know how u get those cravings for sugary snacks and u just cant stop eating them? well, on our server, we have so many sugary treats that u will never want to leave! we have candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and even a donut forest! plus, all that sugar will give u the energy u need to mine for diamonds all day long! come join us and watch as ur type 2 diabetes increases by almost 20% in just one week! its gonna be a wild ride, so bring ur insulin and get ready to party!

Welcome to the Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2 – Where even the ring bearer can’t escape the creeper! Erm… wait…

Bearer, bedrock, building, Collaborative projects, Community, content creators, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Items, dedicated players, dynamic mechanics, Economy, erm, Escape, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcoin, Hobbitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, player-driven economy, Plugins, Ring, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, WAIT

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6711
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Platform
Features	– Custom items– Dynamic mechanics– Player-driven economy
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Events	Regular events and collaborative projects

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

2. What is Hobbitcoin?

Hobbitcoin is the currency used on our server’s player-driven economy. You can earn Hobbitcoin by participating in various activities on the server.

3. Is the server vanilla or modded?

Our server offers a vanilla-inspired experience with the addition of custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy through plugins.

4. Are there age restrictions for joining?

We welcome players who are 16-21+ years old, but everyone is welcome to join our server.

5. When is Season 2 starting?

We are gearing up for Season 2 and will announce the start date on our Discord server. Stay tuned for updates!

6. Can content creators join the server?

We are particularly interested in bringing on dedicated players and content creators who want to be part of something long-term. If you’re a content creator, we’d love to have you on board!

Mommy’s MineCraft Server

#announcement, Anon, anticipation, brother, Communication, EXCITEMENT, family, family ties, long awaited, long overdue, love, Message, Minecraft, Mommy, Mommys, patience, Ready, reunion, Server, sibling, Siblings, Waiting

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will give you a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s a thrill like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And don’t forget to tell your brother that mommy is ready for you… to join the fun!

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