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MineHeroAcademy Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Crops Grown:	5996	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Votes:	9214	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

PurrfectCraft: Where Cats Rule and Creepers Drool! Meow-tastic Adventures Await!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to post a cat to get a vidya recommendation! Why, you ask? Well, because our resident cat guru, Mr. Whiskers, has an uncanny ability to predict the best video games for you based on your feline friend. Trust us, his recommendations are purr-fect every time! Plus, rumor has it that posting a particularly cute cat might even unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie kittens for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the cat-ventures begin!

LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got girders everywhere, like seriously, you’ll never see so many girders in one place. Why girders, you ask? Well, because girders are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, obviously.

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect all the girders and harness their power to build the most insane structures you can imagine. Need a giant girder castle? We got you covered. Want to create a girder rollercoaster that defies gravity? We can make it happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Girder King, a mystical being who will challenge you to girder-building battles that will test your skills and creativity. Defeat the Girder King and earn the title of Girder Master, with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our girder-filled world and let the madness begin!

MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy on steroids!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE – set to release on April 18th, 2024 (in Minecraft time, of course). Battle fierce monsters, uncover ancient mysteries, and maybe even find a Chocobo or two along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth where you can relive the iconic story with a Minecraft twist. Or check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions and lead your own army to victory in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail where you can explore a vast world filled with magic and danger. Or travel back in time to Final Fantasy XI and experience the nostalgia of classic MMORPG gameplay.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience Final Fantasy like never before. Who needs a sword and shield when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4253	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only emotion you feel is sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you making faces like you just ate a whole lemon farm! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs. You’ll never know what expression will be plastered on your face next! So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2930
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	69
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	145578

Are you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!

Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!