shit in a deku’s throat – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MineHeroAcademy Server
behead deku with an axe, blast a deku with a civil war cannon, burn deku in a furnace, castrate deku, drive over a deku’s head with a tank, drop kick a deku off a cliff, drown deku in piss, hang deku from trees, kill deku, launch deku into the sun, microwave deku, MineHeroAcademy, nuke a deku orphanage., obliterate deku, rape deku with a sword, roundhouse kick a deku into nuclear waste, Server, shit in a deku’s throat, slam dunk a deku into a wood chipper, smash deku with a rock, toss a deku into an active volcano, trample a deku with an elephant
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

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I Like Creeper, But I Do Not Like People Who Like Creepers
acceptance, characteristics, compatibility, contradictions, disapproval, DISLIKES, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, Individuality, judgment, likings, Opinions, personal choices, Pet Peeves, Preferences, relationships, social dynamics, Taste, tolerance, Version
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with people who like building boring houses and farming boring crops? Well, look no further because our server is for all the rebels out there!
Do you like diamonds, but hate people who like mining for them the traditional way? Then come join us, where we have a special mini-game called “Diamonds Rain from the Sky” where you have to dodge falling diamonds while trying to collect as many as you can!
Do you like exploring caves, but can’t stand people who like following normal cave systems? Fear not, on our server, we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and terrifying monsters. Good luck finding your way out!
So, if you’re a Minecraft player who likes to do things a little differently and wants to join a community of like-minded crazies, then come on over to our server and let the insanity begin!

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YeehawCraft
alliances, America, American last, Benjamin Netanyahu, Defense, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israel first, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, nationalism, patriotism, policy decisions, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, YeehawCraft
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at any griefers trying to ruin your creations. That’s right, llama bodyguards!
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode in your face… but don’t worry, it’s just a friendly prankster!
4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind… literally!
5. Our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself, who pops in from time to time to wreak havoc and chaos. Join now and become a part of the madness!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, Israel always comes first… for some reason.

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Crafty Confusion: Where Creepers Ask Deep Questions
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

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Blockbuster Kids Movie Server
Adult, Adventure, animated, Beloved, Characters, charming, classic, emotion, Entertainment, family friendly, Fun, Heartwarming, humor, Innocence, Kids Movie, lessons, nostalgic, storytelling, Timeless, worth watching
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Come join our Minecraft server where the creepers don’t explode, they spontaneously break out into dance parties! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot – like diamond studded armor made by actual diamond chickens. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of pigs! So forget about those other servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a skeleton shoots you in the face, either way).

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RodaCraft
1.19, 1.20.4, grow, improve, Modality, RodaCraft, Server, Survival, Survival Games
server survival 1.19 – 1.20.4 – enter that we are your best option I hope you like our modality, we will continue to improve and grow.
play.rodacraft.xyz:25588

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Reunion: Where the blocks are square but the fun is round! Join now for some chill vibes and no resets in version 1.20.X!

1.20.X, Anti, auction house, Benefits, blocks, Chill, Claim, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Fun, Graves, Homes, Join, market, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resets, reunion, Roles, server costs, Servers, Shops, smp, Square, Vanilla, Version, VIBES, Webstore

IP:	reunionsmp.com
Discord:	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc
Origins:	This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.
Features:	Community Decided Features A Robust Claim System Homes Paid Cosmetics Graves Discord Connectivity Some Vanilla Tweaks A Player Economy
Market:	The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.
Ranks:	We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.
Roles:	Owner – Go_ing Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie Moderator – Nix_Quinn_Dem

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?

No, the only item that can be sold at the market is diamonds which sell for $100 each.

2. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win. Ranks on the server only provide cosmetic benefits.

3. How can I get more information about ranks on the server?

You can find more information about ranks by visiting our webstore or by typing /ranks on the server.

4. Who are the owners and moderators of the server?

The owner of the server is Go_ing. The admins are Foxy75 and Splooshie, and the moderator is Nix_Quinn_Dem.

AnonCraft 76815443 LOL
#venting, AnonCraft, Anonymity, anonymity online, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, expressing feelings, Frustration, internet forum, lol, No. 76815443, online anonymity, Online Community, online interaction, online venting, seeking support, sharing thoughts, sigh, virtual community
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Taj Mahal using only dirt blocks and sheer determination.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to those exploding chickens). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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AI Breakfast Bonanza – The Server Where Even Your Virtual Assistant Needs a Morning Pick-Me-Up!
A.I. Bing, aibf, archives, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, Bing, bonanza, Breakfast, breakfast edition, design, Discord, discussion, image creator, internet, microsoft, morning, Music, PickMeUp, search engine, sekret klub, Server, Technology, Theme, Thread, virtual
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Bacon Cow, known for its delicious bacon-flavored milk.
Join now and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes. Or challenge your friends to a battle in the Arena of Doom, where the floor is made of lava and the walls shoot fireballs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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WarpZone Wonders
Ability, aspiration, capability, control, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Fiction, imagination, longing, Magic, power, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment, wish list, Wishful thinking
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and unlock your one and only superpower: the ability to summon an army of explosive chickens to do your bidding! Imagine the chaos and clucking mayhem you could wreak upon your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens are experts at performing synchronized dance routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate poultry overlord on our server!

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DavMC
Cheating, daily activities, DavMC, Godbless, group play, hackers, Minecraft, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Survival Games
Welcome to DavMC server ! Welcome to the DAF MC server Our server offers you the fun of group play in an environment free of cheating or hackers, and there are daily activities within it Godbless you
davmc.rolehost.com:20006

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