Shinomiya Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	867	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	4918
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

NanoRNACraft

biopsy, blood nanoparticles, Blood Test, Cancer, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, Invasive, less invasive, liquid biopsy, Medical research, Nanoparticles, NanoRNACraft, new class, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, researchers, RNA, Technology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Emeralds Found:	4058	Players Killed by Monsters:	5324
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

BratzCraft Minecraft Server

“2000s”, Bratz, bratz dolls, bratz fashion, bratz toys, BratzCraft, Childhood, Collectibles, Discontinued, dolls, dolls collection, fashion, fashion dolls, Girls, iconic, it’s over, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, Popular, Server, Toys

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, say goodbye to those basic servers because on our server, it’s over bratz!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are actually friendly and will do your bidding. Want a creeper to be your personal bodyguard? Done. Need a skeleton to serenade you with a lullaby? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect them all and become the wealthiest player in the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It’s over bratz, and it’s just getting started!

“CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

accidentally, amazing, bad thing, base, BUILD, CraftyClutz, good thing, introspection, Minecraft, negative traits, personal growth, positive traits, redstoneBad, SELF AWARENESS, self awareness activities, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-criticism, self-evaluation, set, SMPGood, Strengths, Structures, Tnt, Traps, weaknesses

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	5011	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Votes:	6346
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4918	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	150

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2510
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Dragon Eggs Found:	5497
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!