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UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	651	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Towns Built:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	8946	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2866	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	164019
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	779	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	6100
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Towns Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2468	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!