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PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mines Excavated:	1283
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	3298
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mines Excavated:	3943	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Potions Brewed:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dimension Hops:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5908	Ores Mined:	6513
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!