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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Ores Mined:	2647
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	122	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8476	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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