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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5997 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 197 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 119 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!