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CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	583
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Farms Harvested:	873
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3285
Divine Spears Created:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	477
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	2133	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	244	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Votes:	2831	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Items Found:	1529
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4562	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!