shimektm Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TipsyTrioNoRide

accusations, aita, alcohol, Bra, cousin, Drugs, ecstasy, Girls, House, intoxicated girls, Jeans, judgment, partner, refusing to drive, RESPONSIBILITY, shady people, Sober, substances, TipsyTrioNoRide, unbuttoned shirt, underwear

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s weekend shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how my cousin found himself in a sticky situation with some questionable characters, you’ll find yourself in all sorts of wacky scenarios on our server. From wild parties to unexpected encounters, you never know what you’ll come across next.

And just like how I had to make a quick decision to protect my cousin and myself, you’ll have to think fast and act wisely to navigate through the madness of our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough call like I did.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as my cousin’s weekend escapades, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s as crazy as mine.

Song4MyFuneral Minecraft Server

celebration, death, emotional, family, favorite song, final moments, Funeral, Goodbye, Grief, last wishes, Legacy, life celebration, love, Meaningful, Memories, Minecraft, Music, passing, Reflection, sentimental, Server, Song4MyFuneral, Tribute

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4377	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again because our server is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn while blasting your favorite song on repeat. Suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to the beat and join in on the construction. Your family will be so impressed by your epic creations that they’ll forget all about that silly question. So come join us and let the music of Minecraft guide you to eternal glory!

BlockyBedrock: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin the Mood

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, change of mind, Communication, consent, CREEPERS, Decision making, emotions, heat of the moment, Instincts, Intimacy, mood, past experiences, peer influence, personal values, PRESSURE, regrets, relationships, ruin, self reflection, Self Respect, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	56

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs organized a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more carrots? You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up their dragons in fabulous outfits and compete for the title of Most Fabulous Dragon in the End. And let’s not forget about the underwater rave parties hosted by the guardians and squids – it’s a splash-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure? Come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed officers, Belarus border, border control, border crisis, border patrol, border security, BorderBlock, eastern europe, european union, government response, Guns, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, Minecraft, Polish police, SECURITY, security measures, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	184402
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Towns Built:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	New Chunks Explored:	985307

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!