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Y’allcraft – Redneck Adventures & Hillbilly Banter

Adolf Hitler, Adventures, anti-semitism, banter, controversy, culture, dictator, Dictatorship, Dixie, Edition, Friends, heritage, Hillbilly, History, Holocaust, nationalism, Nazi Germany, Politics, Propaganda, racism, redneck, Southern US, world war II, Yallcraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Adolf Hitler edition! Join us for a wild ride through history as we recreate all of Hitler’s greatest moments in Minecraft form.

Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!

AnonymousCraft: Server No. 673419458 – Where even the creepers wear masks!

ANONYMOUS, AnonymousCraft, Antiques, appraisal, Assessment, collectible, CREEPERS, estimate, Evaluation, Investment, market value., Masks, no. 673419458, Pricing, rare, Server, unidentified, unknown, valuable, valuable item, valuable object, Valuation, vintage, wear, WORTH..

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Votes:	8546	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little tale…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sheer madness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player to stumble upon it and become the richest miner in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Trust us, it’s worth it!

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7755	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8886
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Buildings Constructed:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Potions Brewed:	165	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4559
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.