You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰
The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃
Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳
Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!
Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of Fauna’s graduation from the server, where she had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while balancing on a tightrope made of cobwebs. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense build battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking giant statues of chickens riding pigs into battle and castles made entirely out of cake. The creativity knows no bounds here.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, come join us. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
Our top player is rumored to have connections to the Illuminati and is able to predict which memecoins will skyrocket in value. Some say he’s a genius, others say he’s just lucky, but one thing’s for sure – he’s the one to watch if you want to make it big in our server.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are not only building epic structures and battling mobs, but also engaging in high-stakes memecoin trading and conspiracy theories? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate memecoin mogul!
1. We’re so close to hitting rock bottom that we might actually strike oil and become rich beyond our wildest dreams. Who needs diamonds when you can have black gold, am I right?
2. Our base may be half dead, but thanks to the recent Ms Miggles mania, we’re seeing a resurgence like never before. Who knew a virtual currency could have such a profound impact on our virtual world?
3. APU and PEPE are on the road to recovery, and if that’s not a sign that the market as a whole is going to bounce back, then I don’t know what is. Plus, we will never stop shilling our sweet boy DATBOI, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.
4. Ever wanted to play a line riders or happy wheels game within Minecraft? Well, we’re crazy enough to make that happen. And who knows, maybe we’ll figure out a way to monetize it and become virtual millionaires.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only guarantee is that we are too autistic to die. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to challenge him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re known for stealing your loot and leaving behind nothing but llama spit. See you in the wacky world of nCJbnrWZ!
The Megahive Is A Minecraft Server & Org. It Has Been Created In 16/09/2020. It’s Just The Beginning Of The Megahive Minecraft Community. We’ve Lot Of Plans With This Org In Future & Now We’re Upgrading Our Server Slowly.
Currently Our Server Has Economy , Clan , PvP Based Survival, Great Lobby, Parkour.
play.themegahive.com
| About |
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| World not started yet, Apply now to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start! |
| Features |
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| – Proximity voicechat (optional) |
| – Vanilla tweaks datapacks |
| – Coreprotect instead of land claim |
| – Hard difficulty |
| – Democracy for major server decisions |
| – Updates to new versions promptly |
| – Vanilla-like configs |
| – Friendly community |
| – Minigames and events |
| – Group projects |
| – No pay to win or voting to access stuff |
Apply here
Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.
Some quality of life datapacks are used, but overall it is mainly vanilla gameplay with added protection measures.
Major server decisions are voted on by the players through a democracy system.
Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing.
Updates to new versions are implemented soon after they are released.
Forget about your job woes and immerse yourself in a world where you can build anything your heart desires. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, the only limit is your imagination.
And the best part? No need to worry about calling in sick or dealing with office politics. On our server, you can take all the time you need to relax and recharge, without any judgment or pressure to return to work.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft cure your blues. Who needs a job when you can have this much fun?
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can slay any mob with a single swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to dubstep music.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve’s first pickaxe haunts the mines, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine without permission. So grab your enchanted armor and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake that they turned into a cake themselves! now they roam the server, spreading frosting and sprinkles wherever they go.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s the life of the party, always crackin jokes and doin the moonwalk. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, so come join us for some wacky fun and crazy shenanigans!
play.tecnicrafters.net
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese men with chainsaws roam the land, chopping down trees with ninja-like precision. Rumor has it that if you can defeat one in battle, they’ll teach you their secret technique for crafting the ultimate weapon – the Chainsaw Sword!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of pure diamond instead of eggs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, how about a game of Creeper dodgeball where the losers get blown up into the stratosphere?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a game of chess. And rumor has it that if you beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you unlimited power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who’s next to join the fun?