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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4897 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.
So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!