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Nose Bacteria Drug Delivery – Weight Loss Server

appetite suppressant, Bacteria, Brains, Colonize, Delivery, DRUG, drug delivery, Drugs, Engineering, experimental treatment, ferry, healthier brain, hormones, innovative technology, Loss, Medical research, Mice, Microbiome, nose, obese, Server, snort, weight, weight loss

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we have nose bacteria that will deliver drugs to your brain! become a mouse and lose weight by snorting appetite-suppressing hormones! who needs exercise when you have nose bacteria doing all the work for you? come join the fun and watch the pounds melt away as you explore our crazy world filled with magical creatures and mind-bending adventures! snort your way to a healthier brain today!

Mystic DriveCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, attraction, comfort, Connection, Curiosity, DRIVE, DriveCraft, familiarity, Feel-Good, grocery store, Happiness, House, infatuation, longing, love, Mystery, mystic, Neighborhood, Nostalgia, Pleasure, reason, Target, walk

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	477
Mines Excavated:	2504	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same inexplicable joy of driving around someone’s house!

Explore our virtual world and feel the rush of walking around virtual Target and grocery stores near your house!

Who needs a reason when you can just join and have a blast without questioning reality?

Don’t miss out on the chance to feel good for no reason at all – join our server now!

BlockbusterCraft

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterCraft, Cinema, classic movie, favorite film, favourite movie, film, must watch, preferred movie, timeless movie, top choice, top film, top film choice, top movie, top pick, Top Picks, top rated, top selection, ultimate favorite

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t understand your love for cinematic masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for movie buffs like yourself! Join us and build your very own Hollywood set, complete with red carpet entrances and popcorn stands on every corner.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous director who will help you create the ultimate blockbuster film in Minecraft. Imagine Steven Spielberg himself giving you tips on lighting and camera angles!

So if you’re ready to turn your Minecraft world into a movie lover’s paradise, join us today and let the magic of the silver screen come to life in blocky form. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

WaveCraft: Cement Monitor

Brno researchers, cement, cement hardening, cement-based composites, construction materials, frequency tracking, material quality, material science, material testing, mechanical wave amplitude, monitor, non-destructive assessment, Non-invasive testing, pass-through pulsed ultrasonic method, Quality Control, setting time, setting time evaluation, solidification monitoring, ultrasonic monitoring, ultrasonic technology, wave amplitude measurement, wave frequency analysis, WaveCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got researchers from Brno using some fancy shmancy pass-through pulsed ultrasonic method to monitor stuff. like, they track changes in mechanical wave amplitude and frequency to see how solid and hard the cement-based composites are getting. it’s like, non-destructive and stuff, so you know the material quality and setting time is gonna be on point. come join us and be part of this wild and wacky experiment, who knows what kind of crazy things we’ll discover next!

Ethereal Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Beliefs, Communication, emotional connection, Ethereal, fulfillment, importance of sex, Intimacy, love, Opinions, Partnership, perspective, physical connection, Priorities, Quests, relationships, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	6189	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

OMG, like, forget about sex, come join our Minecraft server where we mine and craft like there’s no tomorrow!

We don’t need sex when we have diamonds to find and creepers to explode, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated fun that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life.

Who needs sex when you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and fight off zombies with your trusty sword?

So leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft universe where the only thing that matters is the next epic build or epic battle.

Sex? What’s that? We only know how to mine and craft like absolute madmen!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, european union, foreign policy, France, global trade, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs dispute, Threats, trade agreements, trade war, Trouble, trump, united states

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Towns Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed a whole village. it was wild, man. and like, another time, we had a massive treasure hunt where the prize was a diamond block the size of a house. people were diggin’ like crazy, it was nuts.

and like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we’re talkin’ dragons vs. robots vs. unicorns vs. zombies. it’s a total free-for-all, and it’s freakin’ awesome. plus, we have the best parties with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing top hats. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for the giant chickens, they can be a bit feisty.

Binary Cluster Merge – G Objects

astronomers, astronomical findings, Astronomical Observations, astronomy research, astrophysical processes, Binary, binary star, celestial bodies, celestial mysteries, Cluster, cosmic phenomena, G objects, galactic center, galactic phenomena, MERGE, merging systems, mysterious objects, objects, S cluster, sagittarius a, Scientific breakthroughs., Space discovery, star clusters, stellar evolution

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re in the S cluster near Sagittarius A*! We got astronomers finding binaries and stuff, proving that these systems last a million years before merging. And get this, they might even form mysterious G objects!

Join our server for a chance to explore the wonders of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who needs boring old Earth when you can be chillin’ in space, amirite? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

RizzCraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cool, gen z, Hip, internet slang, Language, millennial, modern language, pop culture, RIZZ, rizzcraft, Slang, social media, trendy, trendy expressions, trendy language, trendy phrases, trendy talk, trendy words, youth culture, youth slang, zoomers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, broskis, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical rainbow unicorn farting out diamonds and rainbows all day long.

If you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some serious brain-melting, mind-bending, pixelated shenanigans.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and each one is more bonkers than the last.

Build a house out of literal cheese blocks? Sure, why not! Ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Absolutely!

Join us on this wild ride and prepare to have your reality shattered in the best way possible. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

NoBroInLawNoProb

addiction, bitterness, brother-in-law, custody, emotional turmoil, end of life wishes, family conflict, family dynamics, foster guardian, lawsuit, nephew, NoBroInLawNoProb, personal smear campaign, prioritizing self, Safety concerns, TBI, traumatic brain injury, violence, vulnerable children, well-being

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	251878	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, personal vendettas, and moral dilemmas. Will you choose your own safety over the well-being of an innocent child? Will you let a shady brother-in-law move into your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Embark on a journey filled with betrayal, deceit, and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, things may get a little too real… but isn’t that what makes it so much fun?

OathSideMVP – Minecraft SMP

Allegiance, Country, debate, discussion, Duty, duty to country, Honor, loyalty, Military, military service, Minecraft, Oath, oath of enlistment, OathSideMVP, opinion, patriotism, perspective, president, service members, side of the people, smp, Veteran, Veterans

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are like veterans and service members, right? And they’re all like taking this oath to be on the side of the people, not the president! It’s like some crazy role-playing server where you gotta fight for the little guy and overthrow the government or something, I don’t know man, it’s wild! Join us if you wanna be part of this epic revolution against the system, bro! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftRevolution #VetsUnite #DownWithThePresident