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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Greenhaven

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	164
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Greenhaven, a city once brimming with magic and life, now lay dormant, ensnared in the clutches of nature’s overgrowth. Within its decaying remnants, lost treasures await discovery. Secrets whisper of an untold past, hinting at an event shrouded in mystery. It’s up to you, the adventurous newcomer, to delve deep into Greenhaven’s depths, unearthing its secrets and battling for supremacy. Your journey shall be filled with moments of strength, betrayal, and the unbreakable bonds of teamwork. The fate of Greenhaven lies in your hands as you uncover its hidden truths and strive to become the ultimate champion. Only time will tell how your story shall end in this once-great city

Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!

Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.

Rules:

No cheats/exploitsRespect fellow players and staffNo spam or advertisementsNo excessive swearing/offensive language

check out our Discord for more information: discord.gg/xVVq5H5j

158.69.7.152:2064

Welcome to The Celestial Dumpster Fire – where mods, nations, and geopolitics collide in chaos!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	3874
Animals Bred:	114	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Emeralds Found:	605
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Epic Quests Completed:	15

The Celestial Realm
[modded] {nations}
Ad sponsored by The Wineland. If you choose to join the server, ask about the Wineland.

Features
Constant Innovation
Thriving Economy
Justice System
Empower Your Avatar
Epic Adventures
Factions or Factionless?

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ

What is The Celestial Realm?

The Celestial Realm is a modded Minecraft server with a focus on nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, empowering player avatars, epic adventures, and faction or factionless gameplay.

How often are there updates and new content added?

Our dedicated server staff are always working on regular improvements and adding new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.

Can players trade and interact with each other?

Players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, explore a quest-based hub shop and player market, and interact through various in-game activities such as competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and more.

Is there a discord server for The Celestial Realm?

Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

How can players join nations or factions?

Players can build their own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and soldiers, or join large nations to gain magical perks requested from Admin. Players can also choose to stake their claim in the wilderness and navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

Signs of Life Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	7036
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some crazy adventures! We demand signs of life from all our players – literally! That’s right, if you don’t build a giant sign declaring your love for our server, you might just disappear into the void forever. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MomTalkMinecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe haven from toxic relationships and crazy family dynamics.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom criticizing your interior design choices. You can mine for diamonds without the fear of your dad getting mad at you for not doing the dishes. And best of all, you can join our therapy group sessions where we work through our virtual family issues by building pixelated bridges instead of burning real ones.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family therapy when you have a pickaxe and a stack of TNT to blow up your problems? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SnoozeCraft – Alarm Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch someone else’s property without getting scolded? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of snoozing alarms on iPhones left unattended at dinner theaters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in your ear. But fear not, on our server, you can tap that snooze button without any repercussions! Your friends and family will be amazed at your bravery as you take matters into your own hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories just waiting to unfold. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items, or even encounter a group of players who will thank you for snoozing their alarms.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knew touching someone else’s property could lead to such epic moments in Minecraft? Don’t be a snooze, be a hero on our server!

StabbedCraft: Last Words?

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	920557	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”

CraftyCraftyRight

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crops Grown:	5512
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7162
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	2877	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “eww, far-right politics are bad” and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we’re all about the far-left, man! we got rainbow flags everywhere and free hugs for everyone! join us and fight against the evil forces of the far-right! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next move against the oppressors. come join us and be a part of the revolution, dude!

FingerlessCraft2021

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

MelodyCraft: Rock, Disco, Hip-Hop!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5380	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338

come join our epic minecraft server, where the melodies are as complex as a potato! we got disco balls and hip-hop zombies roaming around, making the tunes drop like it’s hot!

back in 1975, the melodies took a nosedive like a creeper exploding in your face, but we survived and kept on jamming. then in 2000, the melodies dropped lower than a diamond in a lava pit, but we rose from the ashes like a phoenix made of note blocks.

if you want to experience the wildest music adventure in minecraft history, join us now! we promise you won’t be disappointed, unless you expect to find actual chart-topping music, then you might be out of luck. but who needs that when you can have a blast with us!