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CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister

Campaign, Canada, Canadian economy, Canadian politics, Central Banker, CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister, economic policy, election, Federal Election, future leader, Government, interview, jon stewart, leadership, Mark Carney, political ambitions, political commentary, Politics, Potential Candidate, prime minister, public office

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ores Mined:	9954	Enchantments Applied:	168
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	4868

so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.

but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?

so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?

Strong Love Connections

Connections, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Human Behavior, lifetime sexual partners, long-term relationships, love, MATE SELECTION, mating strategies, Men, muscle mass, partner preferences, Physical fitness, physical strength, reproductive success, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, Social Relationships, STRONG, upper body strength, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna flex your muscles and get all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge), then you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! We got all the tools and resources to help you level up your physical strength and sexual prowess in the virtual world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.

Meltx mc

Adventure, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, Community Focused, Economy, Fun, gameplay, home slots, java, Journey, LifeSteal, No Grief, Plugins, prefixes, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, smp, Version 1.21., Voting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3817
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Votes:	380

Java IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679 Bedrock IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679

Version: 1.21+

Welcome to MeltxMC, an exceptional server celebrated for its outstanding community-focused gameplay. We’re a relaxed, no-grief, economy-driven SMP server that places community and fun above all else. Running on version 1.21+, the server warmly welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join in the adventure!

We feature a range of plugins designed to enrich your gameplay experience while maintaining the classic Minecraft essence.

Support the server by voting to earn free ranks, unlocking perks like extra home slots, unique prefixes, chest shops, and other exciting rewards!

So grab a seat, get comfortable, and join us for an unforgettable journey with MeltxMC!

play.meltxmc.fun:25679

Pixel Miner

Adventure, building, cells, Community, competitive, Custom Enchants, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Milestones, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixel Miner, Prison, prison server, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchantments Applied:	229	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Prison server with custom enchants, your own private mines, cells, milestones, ranks and much more! Come join us and claim your top spot amongst other players.

play.pixelminer.org

CompCraft

Claims, Community, CompCraft, Custom, Dinosaur, Discord, Dungeons, Fossils, free, Grief, grind, Mechanics, MONEY, Protection, PvE, Ranks, RARES, Redstone, Server, smp, Staff, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	904030

Features:
Server Name:	CompCraft – A Minecraft Survival Server!
IP Address:	play.compcraft.org
Dinosaur Fossils 🦕	Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰	Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓	Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️	PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

Overview:

On Compcraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with redstone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord:

Join our Discord server here

FAQ:

How do I get started on the server?

Upon logging in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory to help you get started.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord server or in-game guidelines for the server rules.

Can I protect my builds from griefing?

Yes, the server offers claims and grief protection to help safeguard your creations.

Is PVP allowed on the server?

Yes, PVP and PVE are both available on the server for those who enjoy that gameplay style.

Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features like dinosaur fossils, over world dungeons, custom rares, and more.

How can I rank up on the server?

There are free ranks available on the server that you can progress through by playing and contributing to the community.

Whimper Bang Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, anticlimactic, Bang, Conclusion, Craft, DISAPPOINTING, End.., Fade Away, feeble, lackluster, long tail, not a bang, not a whimper, out, Quiet, underwhelming, Uneventful, unimpressive, unremarkable, Unsatisfying, Weak, WHIMPER

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, forget about those boring servers that go out with a bang, we go out with a whimper! It’s like, so mysterious and intriguing, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for some crazy adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those, am I right?). We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bang when you can have a whimper? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

SnowBros Minecraft Server

back injury, driveway maintenance, driveway responsibility, elderly neighbor, excessive shoveling, guilt tripping, Hoa, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborhood conflict, NextDoor, remote work, Server, shared driveway, shared expenses, snow clearing, snow removal, snow removal service, snow shoveling, SnowBros, SnowStorm, street parking, winter weather

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Farms Harvested:	244

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Join our server for some neighborly drama that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief!

Picture this: you move into a shared Minecraft world with three other players. One player, let’s call him Bill, is obsessed with snow removal. He’s out there every hour clearing his section of the driveway, while you’re just trying to build your dream house in peace.

But when a massive snowstorm hits, Bill expects you to drop everything and help shovel. You try to be a good neighbor and hire a snow removal service, but Bill insists on doing it himself. And when it comes time to pay up, he claims he already paid you in “labor” – what a character!

Join our server for non-stop snow shoveling drama, passive-aggressive emails, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come join the chaos today!

ThesisCraftersUnited

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Committee, consequences, criticism, Decision making, Ethics, Graduation, Honesty, International, proof, rejection, relationship, Revenge, Thesis, thesis writing, ThesisCraftersUnited, undergrad program

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic integrity and thesis writing skills above all else! Join us and show off your thesis-writing prowess to graduate from our virtual university of blocky brilliance.

But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our pixelated world. Just like the player who wrote their ex’s thesis and is now contemplating revenge by exposing their lack of contribution. Will you be the hero who saves the day by uncovering the truth, or will you join forces with the ex in a desperate attempt to cover up their academic deception?

Either way, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and uncover scandalous secrets in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BroLendNoGo – Minecraft Server

accusations, aita, BroLendNoGo, brother-in-law, documents processing, Family Support, financial responsibility, hard no, Help, job disagreement, Job Search, lending money, material things, Minecraft, money worries, postpartum depression, Server, slacking off, stay at home husband, STRIVE, Termination, work promotion

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3323	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of postpartum depression and workplace drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any judgment.

We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.

And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, hive, LoRA, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	4381
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is run by a freakin’ neural network named Neuro-sama, created by some dude named Vedal. She’s like a VTuber now, chatting with the players and going on crazy rants every day. She sings, plays games, and collabs with other VTubers – it’s wild! Join the server and welcome our new AI overlord, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, they have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) – that’s insane! Check out their Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the AI goodness. And if you’re into AI stuff but don’t get it, they got educational videos and resources to help you out. Don’t miss out on the VODs, merch, and more – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get weird together!