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AnarchyyMC

Anarchy, base building, Fairness, Griefing, Griefing allowed, Guidelines, Hate Speech, no land claiming, no plugins, personal boundaries, Respect, save place, semi anarchy, social rules, Spamming, Survival, swastikas, toxic behavior, Trust, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4286	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to AnarchyyMC, a semi-anarchy server with little rules! Have fun on this Vanilla Survival Server and start to build! Just a plain simple vanilla Server. No Plugins, no land claiming, nothing. Trust nobody: Anything could be destroyed! Find a save place for your base and nothing is going to happen.

Even though we are an anarchy server, it’s important to have some guidelines to maintain basic fairness, including social rules:

>Respect other Players >No Toxic Behavior (Harassment, Hate Speech, etc.) >No Swastikas >Respect Personal Boundaries >No Spamming >Griefing Allowed (Within Reason)

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COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES Minecraft server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	212
Dragon Eggs Found:	9186	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD

taurus.minerent.net:25573

Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

7/10, Average, could be better, critique, Dan, Dandadan, Dans, Epic, Evaluation, mediocre, Minecraft, Momo, not great, not impressive, not the best, okay, opinion, Rating, rating system, review, room for improvement, Satisfactory, Server, so-so

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

action, binge watching, Characters, Cliffhanger, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episode, fan favorite, Favorite, favorite episode, favorite TV show, memorable moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Plot, rewatch, season finale, series, smp, Storyline, Suspense, television, tv show

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ores Mined:	1470	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

Anarchy, anything goes, Chaos, Community, Droptanks, Experience, FEARLESS, Minecraft, No Rules, Players, PvE, PvP, Server, Strongest, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Items Found:	7070
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Falling into the Void:	3

No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

101.180.88.27

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

bedroom betrayal, bedroom secrets, Celebrity Gossip, cheating rumors, controversial rumors, extramarital affair, Fcker, forbidden romance, household staff scandal, illicit relationship, Infidelity, juicy gossip, Maid, maid affair, maid scandal, Minecraft, Nah, salacious rumors, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, secret affair, sex scandal, smp, sordid affair, tabloid speculation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

70s, brawl, Buddhism, Buddhist, cultural clash, distorted view, Eastern philosophy, extremism, Hippie, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, non-violence, Peace, Perception, Religion, scandalized, Server, social media, spirituality, Stereotypes, Trippy, violent Buddhists, Westoids

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, deep penetration, digital intimacy, Erotic, explicit, fake woman, FANTASY, fetish, immersive experience, Minecraft, online interaction, Roleplay, Seed, sensual exploration, Server, sexual fantasy, taboo, virtual girlfriend, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!