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ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Void Gems Collected:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9516	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Votes:	4236	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Animals Bred:	58	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mines Excavated:	1156
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Votes:	8146	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5213
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

blocky, boyfriend fashion, boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie alternative, boyfriend hoodie comfort, boyfriend hoodie connection, boyfriend hoodie equivalent, boyfriend hoodie memory, boyfriend hoodie nostalgia, boyfriend hoodie replacement, boyfriend hoodie smell, boyfriend hoodie substitute, boyfriend scent, boyfriend scent hoodie, boyfriend style, bros, comfort wear, hoodie, male fashion, masculine fashion, men’s Clothing, sentimental clothing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mines Excavated:	3377	Dragon Eggs Found:	1553
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!