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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9587 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.