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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5986 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 3098 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to see a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it. How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the underground bunker filled with secret treasures and traps (watch out for the exploding chickens!).
But the real reason you should join our server? The Japanese depravity kino nights. Every Saturday, we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the most outrageous and depraved Japanese films you’ve ever seen. From tentacle monsters to schoolgirl assassins, we’ve got it all. So come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the players themselves.