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NoKidsAllowedCraft

adult-focused, child-free wedding, childcare arrangements, childcare options, family dynamics, family priorities, family relationships, intimate event, NoKidsAllowedCraft, sibling, sister’s kids, upset family members, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette debate, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crops Grown:	4619	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Potions Brewed:	122
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.

So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!

CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure binge-watching, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure ideas, guilty pleasure indulgence, guilty pleasure list, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure pastime, guilty pleasure self-care, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, indulgence, LATEST, secret pleasure

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4014
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft enthusiasts! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary rainbow llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a diamond encrusted hot dog as their prize. It’s the ultimate test of both hunger and greed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GayFightCraft

Abuse, ACCUSED, Chechen security forces, Chechnya, Conflict, detained, discrimination, eastern europe, Fight, forced labor, Gay Men, GayFightCraft, human rights violations, international law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, persecution, russia, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4107
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun!

What is the IP for League of Legends Minecraft Server?

League, Legends, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

League of Legends is a popular multiplayer online battle arena game developed and published by Riot Games. In the game, players control a champion with unique abilities and team up with other players to compete against an opposing team. It has become a global phenomenon with millions of players and a thriving competitive scene, including professional leagues and tournaments. With regular updates and new champions being added, League of Legends continues to be a dominant force in the world of esports.

Zenith Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy Vanilla Daily rewards Crates Land claims Pvp Keep inventory Discord Community Events Plugins Mob farms Redstone Building Mining Crafting Enchanting Trading Exploration, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	921

The best Economy Survival server, that still has that vanilla feeling! We have many cool features, like daily rewards, custom crates, land claims, toggleable pvp and keep inventory and so much more waiting for you! Join the discord –> https://discord.gg/NsKBSPzZSN

zenithsurvival.zapto.org

Dabbling Duck SMP: Where the Quacks Get Their Blocks on (18+ Whitelist)

12 hours, application, beat, blocks, building, Dabbling, dedicated server, Discord, duck, ender dragon, Exploring, Farming, Girlfriend, horse trails, Join, laid back, netherite, no rush, quacks, Relaxing, smp, speed run, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Dabbling Duck SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Age Restriction	18+
Server Focus	Laid-back, no rush
New Map Date	9/5/2024

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is focused on farming, building, exploring, and relaxing in the world. It is not a speed-running server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our discord and submit an application. The discord link is: https://discord.gg/Gr8ME4A3GD

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Rules will be provided on the discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the server owners.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Accuracy, differs, Experience, forgetfulness, History, Lane, little., long tail, Memory, Men’s memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Perception, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Server, tags, Time, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5076	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. And if you manage to tame a wild Ender Dragon, it will grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited stacks of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you the power to fly around the server at lightning speed. And if you stumble upon the hidden village of talking villagers, they will teach you the ancient art of diamond sword fighting, making you the most feared warrior in all the land.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the past that was differs little from the past that was not. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Zoo Topia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, animated movie, animated sequel, anthropomorphic animals, anticipation, Buddy cop, comedy, Disney, Expectations, Family Film, follow-up, Judy Hopps, mammal metropolis, Minecraft, Mystery, Nick Wilde, Sequel, smp, Talking Animals, Topia, Zoo, Zootopia, Zootopia 2

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	367	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s not all, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Blockageddon

aging, Blockageddon, Career pressure, existential crisis, financial stress, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical limitations, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Retirement, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2923	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	119	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!

air defence missiles, Armed Forces, Britain, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Defending, Defense, defense partnership, european allies, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, international relations, military aid, military support, missile defense system, MissileCraftUK, national security, peacekeeping efforts, security assistance, Style, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

LOL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE MISSILES THAN BRITAIN SENDIN TO UKRAINE! OUR DEFENCE GAME IS STRONG, JUST LIKE OUR COBBLESTONE WALLS. JOIN US AND PROTECT YOUR BLOCKY LAND FROM CREEPERS AND GRIEFERS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WAITIN FOR YOU TO RAID IT. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON SNATCHES IT ALL AWAY!