Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

thread theme, highlights, shelly, buggy, Wurmple Conductor

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

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/ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, shelly, creepy, celebration, Prisonpillar

Welcome to /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General! Where we’ve combined fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat extravaganza. Join us as we celebrate Thanksgiving with our favorite fatties and discuss how we’ll be feasting with them.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got snakes, arachnids, fungi, and all sorts of other weird and wonderful creatures to keep you entertained. Need a laugh? Check out our thread highlights for some outrageous stories and shenanigans.

Looking for a Wurmple conductor? We’ve got you covered. Want to hear about Fiida and Shelly’s latest antics? Look no further. And don’t miss out on the Godseeker story or the tale of the Blind Venusaur.

So come on in and join the madness. Who knows, you might even meet some Bug Alien Princesses or come face to face with the legendary Prisonpillar. Remember, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son…but he also gave us this awesome Minecraft SMP. Join now and let the fun begin!

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ToiletPaperGateCraft

septic problems, periods, septic tank, flushing, toilet paper

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

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Miscast Minecraft Server

bad decision, unsuitable, mistake, wrong choice, Misfit

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

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CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Connection, Favorite, Affection, appreciation, loyalty

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

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Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

pharmaceuticals, corporate greed, Pharma, patient affordability, Europe

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

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KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

kyiv, Crisis, SOVEREIGNTY, Zone, foreign policy

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

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Treehouse Corpse Coop

outdoor living, treehouse, unconventional architecture, eco-friendly, corpse

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

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NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

smp, NexusDark, 1.21, Semi Vanilla, england

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
Server IP (Java)	nexusdark.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
Supported Java Versions	1.8 to 1.21
Server Location	England, UK
Average Active Users Count	2-4 Players
Last Full-Server Restart	06/29/2024
Online Since	04/06/2024

Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.

Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?: A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?: A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?: A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?: A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?: A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

legendary pokemon, FANTASY, role playing, Pixelmonia, education

Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

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