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Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4435	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server before the Xbox 360 marketplace shuts down and prices go through the roof? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Our server is like a virtual time machine, transporting you back to the glory days of gaming before everything gets crazy expensive. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us now before it’s too late!

ChudCraft: Where Persian chuds get absolutely BTFO in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with the fierce Zog Princess as she takes down an army of incel drones! These drones have taken over the land with their toxic masculinity and questionable hygiene habits, but with your help, we can show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?

SunsetCraft: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Instead of reading about cute anime girls, you can actually interact with them in-game. Want to date a tsundere zombie? Go for it! Prefer a yandere creeper? They’re waiting for you!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being controlled by the unrealistic expectations set by the world of pornography? Are you ready to break free and explore sex and sexuality in a whole new way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can let your imagination run wild and create your own unique experiences. Build your own virtual world where you can explore sex and sexuality in a safe and supportive environment.

Forget about the pressures of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs porn when you have the power to create your own fantasies right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey towards a more authentic and fulfilling exploration of sex and sexuality. Let’s break free from the chains of porn and embrace a new era of discovery and self-expression!

Crafty Bulma’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Void Armor Forged:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2365
Emeralds Found:	7607	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server, “Bulma my beloved,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off. Our server is run by a group of wacky NPCs who will guide you through ridiculous quests like hunting down a rare chicken that lays golden eggs or rescuing a group of lost llamas who have formed a boy band.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bulma, a sassy and stylish llama who has a penchant for throwing the most extravagant parties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can impress Bulma with your dance moves, she’ll grant you three wishes – no joke!

So what are you waiting for? Join “Bulma my beloved” today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama!

CraftyCreeperz: Where building blocks are scarier than Iran’s proxies!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like Israel, defending against the threats of Iran (and creepers) to keep you safe while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.

So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?

CraftyCraft: Manhattan Madness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Do you like Manhattan? Well, imagine if Manhattan was made entirely out of pixelated blocks and filled with creepers and zombies! Our Minecraft server takes the concrete jungle to a whole new level, where you can build your own skyscrapers, battle mobs in Central Park, and even ride minecart subways to get around. Join us for a wild adventure that will make you feel like a blocky billionaire in the Big Apple!

Crafty Sora’s Nonsense Land – LOL Edition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can experience the thrill of Dramaturgy 2nd Edition – where every block you break is a dramatic masterpiece waiting to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest song will have you bopping along as you mine and craft your way through our server. And don’t forget to tune in to Holodex Radio for all the latest tunes to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Why not check out our exclusive merch, available for a limited time only. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, join us for the Tokino Sora 6th Anniversary Party – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even run into Watanuki-san or get a group cover of your favorite song. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the madness begin!

NoHealNoDeal Minecraft Server: Where fighting means no healing, just pure chaos and epic battles!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things spicy and unpredictable! Forget about healing during a fight, because who needs boring old rules like that anyway?

Join us for epic battles where you’ll have to rely on your wits and quick reflexes to survive. Imagine the adrenaline rush of facing off against a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper without being able to heal – talk about a real challenge!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hidden treasures and secret weapons scattered throughout the server to help you on your quest for glory. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical potion that grants you invincibility for a limited time!

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the limit and have a blast while doing it, then come join us on our server. Just remember, no healing allowed – it’s all about the thrill of the fight!

Blocky Brothas vs. Spicy Senors: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	856401	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	163	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon upon you. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a flash mob dance party in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!