shelf porn – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ParkBlock Minecraft Server
boundary issues, business hours, Communication Issues, driveway blockage, duplex living, Minecraft, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, ParkBlock, parking agreement, parking arrangement, parking conflict, parking etiquette, parking inconvenience, parking signage, parking solutions, parking space, parking space rights, Server, tenant parking, tenant responsibilities, tenant rights
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama turns into epic battles! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of driveway disputes and parking wars. Will you be the hero who stands up to entitled neighbors and their pesky clients, or will you be the villain who blocks the entire sidewalk with your virtual horse and carriage? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a story and every creeper is just a misunderstood neighbor looking for a parking spot. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of drama, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of parking lot justice. See you in the game!

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BabyBlockerz
animal shelter, BabyBlockerz, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, infertility, ivf, Kids, kittens, pet, pregnant cat, punishment, secretive, sister, stray cat, Struggle, Telling, vet
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover secret cat hideouts, just like my daughter did with her sneaky ham smuggling. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a pregnant cat in need of some cheese-induced TLC!
But beware, if you bring animals into our virtual world, you might face some virtual consequences from our resident pet-punisher, Aunt Grounding-Queen. She’ll make you walk your pixelated pets to the virtual shelter and cancel your Minecraft birthday if you dare to show kindness to our virtual furry friends.
Join now for a chance to experience more drama than a family gathering with my over-the-top sister who thinks she’s the queen of punishments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get into a virtual argument with your virtual family members just like I did on Father’s Day. The more chaos, the better on this server!

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ColdPizzaCraft
Cheesy, cold pizza, ColdPizzaCraft, comfort food, convenience, cravings, crust, DELICIOUS, EASY, Food, Hunger, leftovers, Meal, opinion, pizza, Preference, Quick, reheating, snack, Taste, toppings
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up cold pizza? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pizza party extravaganza! We have a pizza-themed spawn area with giant pepperoni slices and cheese block buildings.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pizza Dragon, who breathes marinara sauce and guards a treasure trove of diamond-encrusted pizza slices. Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Pizza Dragon and claim your rightful cheesy prize!
And if you’re still not convinced, we also have a secret underground pizza dungeon where you can battle mobs of evil anchovies and pepperoni zombies. So come join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft server around!

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KillerCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, Asia, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, killer weapons, KillerCraft, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, south korea, Ukraine, Warning
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Putin himself pops up in the game and starts warnin’ South Korea about sending killer weapons to Ukraine. Like, bro, talk about unexpected plot twists in a blocky world!
Join our server for the chance to witness crazy events like this unfold right before your very eyes. Who knows what other world leaders might show up next? Maybe Kim Jong Un will challenge you to a PvP battle or Angela Merkel will ask for your help in building a giant pixel art statue of herself.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

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Redstone Revolutionaries
Army, Combat, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, enlistment, foreign policy, international relations, Manpower, military intervention, mobilization, political tensions, Recruits, Redstone, revolutionaries, russian military, Shortage, soldiers, Ukraine, War
come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be russian soldiers fighting in ukraine but instead of guns we use pickaxes and swords to battle it out! we are so good at pvp that the actual russian military is running low on recruits because they all wanna join our server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the world!

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CraftyMentorGoneByeBye
CraftyMentorGoneByeBye
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! You’re surrounded by flying pigs and talking cows. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, I know, mind blown, right?
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing party hats and throwing confetti at you instead of attacking. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are your dance partners and the zombies are serving you drinks.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club? Yeah, there’s a hidden dance floor where you can bust out your best moves with all your blocky buddies. And the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.
So, why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server. So come on, don’t be a square, join the fun and let’s get this party started!

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CoreCraft: Shake and Bake
Backtracking, Bake, change reversals, CoreCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, earth’s geology, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, geodynamics, geophysical research, geophysics, inner core, mantle dynamics, planetary structure, seismic activity, seismic waveform, SHAKE, slowing down
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

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Suck the life out of a semi-vanilla world on Void Lifesteal SMP!

Active players, Ban, Community Events, Discord, dragon fight, Griefing, hearts mechanic, home, hypixel, invite, killing, Life, LifeSteal, New server, online play, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Semivanilla, smp, stolen bases, Suck, Teleport, Void, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	1.21 SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Plugins	Lifesteal, /home, /tpa

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can bases be griefed and stolen from?	Yes, everything goes on this server.
What happens if I run out of hearts from being killed?	You will be banned for a week. After the week is over, you will be unbanned and given a reset.
Is the End accessible on the server?	The End is inaccessible until a good time is decided for everyone to fight the dragon and each other.
How can I join the server?	Provide your Discord username below and you will receive an invite to the server.

HobbyHustler Minecraft Server
Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years
Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!
Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!
Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!
And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!
So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

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CutieCraft Minecraft Server
AUTHORITY, Behavior, College girls, compliance, consequences, control, cute, Cutiecraft, discipline, enforcement, Expectations, fetish, Guidelines, Minecraft, obedience, Offense, punishment, regulations, rule, satisfaction, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all players must dress up as cute college girls to satisfy our admin’s fetish. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
For the first offense of not following this rule, players will be forced to build a giant statue of our admin in a maid outfit.
For the second offense, players will have to participate in a fashion show where they must model various schoolgirl uniforms.
And for the third offense, well, let’s just say players will have to endure a punishment so outrageous, we can’t even mention it here.
So come join our server and embrace your inner cute college girl! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

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