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SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5272
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1398	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Votes:	2691	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	8738
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	6093

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	112713	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!