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  • BeardCraft Minecraft Server

    BeardCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your beard growing at a snail’s pace? Well, fear not, because on our server, your beard will grow faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” In fact, our players’ beards grow so fast, they have to trim them with shears just to see where they’re going!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NieceCraft Minecraft Server

    NieceCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self! Just like our player (30f) who loves dresses, makeup, and high heels but refuses to shave her legs – because who has time for that when there are creepers to defeat?

    Join us and bond with fellow players over fashion, teach each other creative makeup styles, and show off your most glamorous outfits before heading out on epic quests. Who knows, you might even inspire someone to embrace their natural leg hair like our player did with her niece!

    But beware, not everyone on the server is as open-minded as we are. Watch out for the “shave police” who might try to kick you out for daring to be different. Remember, there’s more than one way to be a girly girl in our world.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your fabulous flag fly high! Who needs smooth legs when you have diamond armor and a killer sense of style? It’s a virtual world where individuality reigns supreme, and where being yourself is the ultimate power-up. See you there, darling!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaMedzCraft

    MommaMedzCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s unreasonable requests? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can shave your arms without any judgment! Our virtual bathrooms have unlimited space, so you never have to worry about sharing with anyone else. Plus, if anyone dares to tell you what to do with your body hair, you can challenge them to a virtual moustache-shaving duel! Let your creativity run wild and build a world where you are the master of your own grooming choices. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a hilarious and absurd Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

    ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

    So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

    NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

    So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ConcertCraft EarlyExit

    ConcertCraft EarlyExit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

    On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

    So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creepin’ Normalized

    Creepin’ Normalized

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

    So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElectionFailsMC Server

    ElectionFailsMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP