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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9158 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4391 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
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