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The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

doctor visit, DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP, injury, Medical advice, vespa accident, vespa accident advice, vespa accident help, vespa accident injury, vespa accident injury advice, vespa accident injury recovery, vespa accident injury treatment, vespa accident recovery, vespa accident recovery advice, vespa accident recovery process, vespa accident recovery time, vespa accident recovery timeline, vespa accident recovery tips, vespa crash, vespa injury, vespa safety

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	1708
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BdayBashShutdown

arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.

And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Potions Brewed:	57	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	105
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dimension Hops:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LesbianBFFSavesMe, LGBTQ, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, reisen inaba, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, udonge, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

50 dollars, cash prize, challenge, Competition, Currency, Game, give, guess, Guessing, guessing challenge, guessing contest, guessing game, guessing game prize, guessing game reward, GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars, liberia, Liberian, MONEY, Prize, REWARD, WIN

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Towns Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2784	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!