shat on – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP
Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz
Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

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RedditCraft: NoXLinksBan
Ban, Censorship, Community, controversy, debate, digital community, discussion, enforcement, freedom of speech, internet, Links, NoXLinksBan, online platform, opinion, policy, reddit, RedditCraft, regulations, restrictions, rules, social media, User-generated content
Are you tired of boring old Reddit bans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a ban on all X links! Why, you ask? Because our server is haunted by a mischievous X-shaped ghost who will haunt your blocks and steal all your diamonds if you dare click on an X link. But don’t worry, our expert ghostbusters are on hand to protect you and your precious loot. Join now for a spooky good time and a chance to outsmart the X ghost!

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New Server IP
AshCraft
Adventure, Animated items, Community, Cracked, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Overworld, Parkour, Plugins, Premium, Purpur, Staff Team, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Website, world
Welcome to AshCraft – The Ultimate Survival Adventure!
Join our Discord: https://discord.ashcraft.cz/ Visit our website: https://www.ashcraft.cz/ Survival Server 1.21.x – Always Up to Date!
Open to both premium and cracked Minecraft players Massive, ever-expanding world – still full of unexplored lands! Running since March 5, 2022 – we never reset the Overworld! Powered by a high-performance Purpur fork – smooth, optimized gameplay! Unique animated & special custom items! Active Discord & dedicated staff team
ashcraft.cz

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The Lily Pad

Adventure, Adventurer, agriculture empire, Automate, bedrock, creativity, Cross-Platform Play, Discord, enderian, FrogCraft, Join us here!, Lily, Live Map, merling, PAD, Play, reimagined farming mechanics, smp, Stardew Valley Farming, team play, Thriving Economy, tons of new crops, trader.., warrior

Welcome to The Lily Pad!
Where adventure meets creativity in an immersive Minecraft experience like no other!

Why Join The Lily Pad?
✔ Cross-Platform Play – Java & Bedrock players, together! ✔ 🗺️ Custom Biomes – Lush floating islands, fiery nether canyons & more! ✔ 🧬 Origins System – Play as an Enderian, Merling, or many more unique origins! ✔ 🤝 Team Play – Build, conquer, and thrive with your allies! ✔ 💰 Thriving Economy – Set up shops, trade, and dominate the marketplace! ✔ 🗺️ Live Map – Never get lost with Dynmap!

Why Join The Lily Pad?

✔ Cross-Platform Play – Java & Bedrock players, together! ✔ 🗺️ Custom Biomes – Lush floating islands, fiery nether canyons & more! ✔ 🧬 Origins System – Play as an Enderian, Merling, or many more unique origins! ✔ 🤝 Team Play – Build, conquer, and thrive with your allies! ✔ 💰 Thriving Economy – Set up shops, trade, and dominate the marketplace! ✔ 🗺️ Live Map – Never get lost with Dynmap!

A Stardew Valley Farming Experience!
Farming in Minecraft like you’ve NEVER seen before! – Grow tons of new crops and experience reimagined farming mechanics! – Automate your farm with advanced features & create your own agriculture empire!

Connect With Us!
IP: 🎮 play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Bedrock IP: 🌎 frogcraft.live Bedrock Port: 📌 25950 Discord: 💬 Join Us Here! Dynmap: 🗺️ Explore the World!

Women’s Wonder World 1.21
Womens, world
Bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server because it’s like being surrounded by a bunch of beautiful women all the time. Imagine the smell of freshly mined diamonds, the soft touch of the blocks as you build your masterpiece, the beautiful faces of your fellow players as they admire your creations. And don’t even get me started on the shiny hair of the pixelated animals roaming around. It’s a blessing, man. Trust me.

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NieceGate Minecraft Server
annoyance, Apology, arrangement, Assumptions, Babysitting, Communication, family, Frustration, husband, last minute, Minecraft, Niece, NieceGate, Plans, responsibilities, Rigid, selfish, Server, Support, Understanding, Upset, weekend
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never be left to babysit without prior notice! Unlike some husbands, we value your weekend plans and won’t throw any surprise nieces your way.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no last-minute babysitting duties. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.
Don’t let your weekend get ruined by unexpected guests – join our server and let the only surprise be how awesome our community is! So come on in and leave the babysitting to someone else, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

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New Server IP
CraftyCreeperCafe
awkward situations, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, CraftyCreeperCafe, friendship boundaries, job conflicts, job embarrassment, part time job, peer pressure, personal boundaries, professional etiquette, Restaurant, scheduling conflicts, social boundaries, social discomfort, social interactions, work-life balance, workplace dynamics, workplace events, workplace friendships, workplace professionalism
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Me(20F) and Kamila(23F) at their workplace.
Imagine a world where you have to navigate awkward dinners with your coworkers, just like our protagonist did at the restaurant she works at. Will you be able to handle the pressure and keep your cool when everyone starts treating you differently?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic showdowns and heated arguments, just like the one between Me and Kamila. Will you be able to stand your ground and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of workplace drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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New Server IP
NotYoungAnymoreMC SMP
Acceptance of aging, adulting, aging, Changes in perspective, Coming of Age, embracing maturity, Graying hair, growing older, life stages, loss of innocence, Maturity, midlife crisis, Nostalgia, NotYoungAnymoreMC, Realization of age, Reflection on youth, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, time passing, wisdom with age, wrinkles
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have this crazy story where the owner is actually a secret alien from Mars who built the whole server with his mind powers. And like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff. It’s wild, bro.
But like, the best part is the players, man. We have this one dude who only speaks in dolphin noises and another guy who built a giant statue of a potato. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, bro. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk chickens trying to fight each other. So hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna join a server that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, you gotta come play with us. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday. It’s a no-brainer, bro.

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CraftyCharmers
CraftyCharmers
Are you tired of being a noob in the dating game? Well, look no further! Join our epic Minecraft server and learn how to talk to girls and impress them with your mad building skills. Our players have reported that after spending just a few hours on our server, they were able to charm any girl with their knowledge of redstone contraptions and epic castle builds. So why waste time on dating apps when you can level up your love game on our Minecraft server? Join now and start crafting your way to romance!

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ZeleCraft: F-16s & Fun!
Air Force, aircraft delivery, defense capabilities, defense news, defense procurement, defense upgrades, eastern europe, f-16, F16s, fighter jets, foreign relations, Fun, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military equipment, military modernization, military technology, national security, nato, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, ZeleCraft, zelenskyy
come join our minecraft server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen! we have F-16 fighter jets flying around everywhere, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players. ukraine is even getting new F-16s this year, so you know it’s gonna be lit! zelenskyy himself is a regular player on our server, leading his army of chickens into battle against the evil creepers. join now for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting flaming arrows at your enemies. it’s gonna be a blast!

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New Server IP
Parrot Panic Server
animal communication, animal sounds, avian intelligence, bird behavior, bird language, bird mimicry, bird talking ability, bird watching, communication with animals, exotic pets, fear, first encounter, funny animals, Panic, Parrot, parrot speech, pet bird, Scared, Server, talking bird, unusual pets, vocalization
OMG u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got PARROTS that talk, man! it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here! u never know what those birds are gonna say, they might spill all ur secrets or start rapping like Eminem, u gotta see it to believe it! plus, we got a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and do the cha-cha slide, it’s lit af! and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, those fluffy guys can really move! so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, u won’t regret it, bro!

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