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MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8527
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4927
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	168
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	2499	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.