ShartCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!

awkward moments, bodily functions, comedy, courtroom, embarrassing moments, Etiquette, flatulence, funny situations, gas, Good, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, judicial system, Legal System, Political satire, president, presidential behavior, public decorum, public figures, Resist, Shart, ShartCraft, sharting, social norms, taboo topics

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!

What are Minecraft servers like The Grand Historians Records ?

AGES, anti p2w, Commerce, content-updates, Crates, custom world-painter map, Economy, Epic battles, Factions, Geopolitical roleplay, History, Lore, Nation building, new areas, no lag spikes, Paid ranks, Plugins, Roleplay, server hosting, Shop, Structures, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to The Grand Historians Records include: 1. Ancient Realms 2. Kingdoms of Elysium 3. Worldbuilding Empires 4. Realm of Legends 5. Lands of Lore

These servers all offer immersive roleplay experiences, unique world-building opportunities, and a strong sense of community. If you enjoy the storytelling and strategic elements of The Grand Historians Records , you’ll love exploring these other servers as well. Join today and start your next epic adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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NerdMC

Clearlag, ClearLagTimer, CrazyAuctions, Cross-Play, Economy, EconomyShopGUI, Essentials, EssentialsChat, EssentialsSpawn, Fastasyncworldedit, FreeCoinFlip, LifeSteal, luckperms, multiverse portals, Multiverse-Core, PlaceholderAPI, PlayerKits, PvP, PVPMANAGER, Simpleclans, Survival, ToastedAFK, VAULT, Viaversion, Worldguard, WorldGuardExtraFlags

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1014	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Towns Built:	2

NerdMC – Lifesteal SMP

Welcome to NerdMC, the ultimate Lifesteal SMP where every moment counts and survival is a true test of skill and strategy! In our unique Lifesteal gameplay, you’ll battle it out with friends and foes alike in a world where each victory and defeat could mean the difference between life and death.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating others and become the ultimate survivor! Thrilling PvP Combat: Engage in intense battles and outsmart your enemies. Custom Events: Participate in exciting events and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and fun. Active Community: Join a friendly and dedicated player base that loves to play and grow together. Regular Updates: Enjoy a constantly evolving world with frequent updates and new content. Gather your allies, sharpen your skills, and come test your mettle in NerdMC. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Lifesteal champion? The adventure awaits!

LuckPerms, Essentials, EssentialsChat, EssentialsSpawn, Vault, PlaceholderAPI, EconomyShopGUI, CrazyAuctions, FreeCoinFlip, LifeStealZ, PlayerKits, PvPManager, SimpleClans, ClearLag, ClearLagTimer, ToastedAFK, WorldGuard, WorldGuardExtraFlags, FastAsyncWorldEdit, Multiverse-Core, Multiverse-Portals, ViaVersion, ViaBackwards, DeluxeMenus, DecentHolograms, TAB, MiniMOTD, Skript, skbee, DiscordSRV, GrimAC, Citizens, CrazyEnvoys, ajLeaderboards, CraftingStore

play.nerdsmc.fun

WizLix

Custom Enchants, Land Claim, Magic, Online 24/7, smp, Survival, wizard

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchantments Applied:	270	Mines Excavated:	4633
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

SMP Online 24/7 Looking for active and non active members

– Land Claim – Custom Enchants -Some Magic because I am a Wizard afterall

mc.WizLix.com

Moonbat: Where even the bats are tired of vanilla and want some sprinkles on top! 1.21.1

1.21.1, BATS, Creative, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, sprinkles, survival rewards, tired, Top, update, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, SMP (No-Griefing), SMP (Griefing Allowed)
Server Features	Player events, survival rewards, active updates
IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on any of the servers?	Yes, griefing is allowed on one of the SMP servers.
Will the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there regular player events on the server?	Yes, occasionally player events are run with survival rewards.

Pixel Ink – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gaming, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Online Community, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, weapons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8297
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dive into a world of ink-splatting madness! Join us for epic battles in our Grand Festival event where you can choose to represent the Past, Present, or Future – because who doesn’t love a good time-traveling showdown?

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patches, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be playing the freshest version of Minecraft. Plus, our Drizzle Season is in full swing until 11/30, so get ready to make it rain ink all over your enemies!

But that’s not all – we have a build analyzer to help you perfect your creations, a pool code system for easy matchmaking, and even a map schedule and seed checker to keep you on top of your game. And don’t forget to check out our gear, weapons, and collectables catalog – because who doesn’t want to splat in style?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server for a splat-tastic time like no other! Just remember to bring your A-game and a whole lot of ink – you’re gonna need it!

Taste Like Minecraft SMP

Appetizing, bitter, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, DELICIOUS, delightful, flavor, Food, Gastronomy, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, PALATE, Savory, scrumptious, sensory experience, smp, Sour, SWEET, Taste, taste buds, Umami

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what it tastes like to be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! Our community is filled with players who are always up to some crazy shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Trust us, you never know what you’re going to taste next on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you read that right – CAKE.

So if you’re ready to taste the rainbow of possibilities on our Minecraft SMP, come join us and see for yourself what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your taste buds blown away by the sheer insanity of it all!

BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, attend a music festival, bucket list, BucketListBlox, bungee jumping, climb a mountain, dreams, Experience, hot air balloon ride, learn a new language, life goals, Minecraft, scuba diving, see the Northern Lights, skydiving, smp, start a business, swim with dolphins, travel, visit all seven continents, volunteer abroad, write a book

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Do you dream of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “I believe I can fly”? Do you yearn to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of baked potatoes? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CrazyUncleSteveCraft

anxiety, attention seeking, awkward conversations, black sheep, controversial actions, controversial opinions, CrazyUncleSteveCraft, disruptive behavior, Drama, Dysfunctional family, estranged relatives, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, holiday stress, odd behavior, outcast, social gatherings, Tension, troubled past, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Emeralds Found:	947
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of awkward holiday dinners with that one family member everyone’s worried about? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and chaos! Join us and build your own virtual family where you don’t have to worry about crazy Aunt Karen spilling the beans on your secrets or Uncle Bob starting a food fight. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and create your own wacky family dynamics. Plus, rumor has it that Grandma Edna is actually a master builder and Cousin Timmy is a redstone genius. So come join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind!

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

aid organizations, antisemitism, Claims, controversial actions, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, funding cuts, global politics, human rights issues, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, palestinian refugees, political decisions, Server, Swiss government, SwissCraft, switzerland, Terror, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7818
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have switzerland cutting UNRWA funding because they found out the zombies in our game were actually terrorists spreading antisemitism! we have crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers and building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends from all over the world who share your love for blocky adventures. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

GazaSafeExitCraft

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaSafeExitCraft, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, peace agreement, peace talks, political strategy, safe passage, SECURITY, Truce, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer safe exits from crazy wars like israel and hamas! build your own bunker and escape the chaos with your pals. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in blocky form? join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons, because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!