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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

broader conflict, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., escalation, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range strikes, Military Action, military intervention, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, Peacekeeping, pentagon, PixelPentagon, Prohibited, russia, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2367	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4162
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BANNED long-range strikes inside russia because we don’t want the war to become a broader conflict that extends beyond ukraine!!! like, who even does that in minecraft anyway?? we have epic battles, crazy builds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out diamonds like candy. join us now before the llamas take over and turn everything into a giant potato farm!

LuxCraftMurderMystery

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	155151
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

lol so like, this server is so lit that even the dead wanna join in on the fun! we got six people who were like “nah, life is boring, let’s go play Minecraft instead” and they ended up dead in a luxury hotel in Bangkok. but don’t worry, our server ain’t that deadly (we think). come join us and see if you can survive longer than those poor souls. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play Minecraft in a fancy hotel, amirite? come join us for some killer fun (literally).

BoneCraftersUnited

adult human, anatomy, bone composition, bone count, bone depiction, bone structure, BoneCraftersUnited, bones, depiction, femur, human anatomy, human body, human bones, human skeleton, jawbone, Medical, physiology, skeletal anatomy, skeletal structure, skeletal system, skull

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3563	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3726	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

yo, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have 206 bones scattered all over the place! why? because we’re quirky like that. find a skull and you might unlock a secret treasure chest full of diamonds. stumble upon a femur and you’ll be granted the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. who needs logic when you have bones, amirite? so come on down and bone up on some fun with us!

BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

aging, association, BabyBlockers, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, fertility issues, ForgetMeNot, health, infertility, Medical research, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, pregnancy complications, pregnancy loss, recurrent pregnancy loss, reproductive health, Risk, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8547	Dragon Eggs Found:	5058
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!

but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!

not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!

what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Chaos on Nexus: Where even the cows are rebellious in this semi-vanilla survival world!

build contests, Casual, Chaos, Community, Cows, creativity, discord community, dragon fight, Dynamic world, Events, Exploration, friendship, griefing rules, Group Adventures, launch date, new player, Nexus, rebellious, respectful gameplay, seasoned builder, Semivanilla, Survival, upcoming launch, Vanilla, virtual community, Welcoming, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Nexus Survival Server Overview

Server Features
Version: Minecraft 1.21
Type: Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events: Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Us: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Nexus Survival open?	Nexus Survival opens on July 20th, 2024.
What type of server is Nexus Survival?	Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
Are there community events on Nexus Survival?	Yes, the server hosts events like the Dragon Fight on July 27th.

MineSituation Minecraft Server

advice, Bang, Caution, depression, Disc, Fever, Fine, go out, health, interesting situation, lone wanderer, mental health, Minecraft, MineSituation, mom, overdose, paracetamols, Recommendation, risky behavior, save me, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cure for a fever is building the most epic pixel art creations! Forget paracetamols, here we recommend building four-story tall statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs to cure any ailment. And if you’re feeling a bit down, why not join our server and let the explosive fun of TNT mining lift your spirits? Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on over and join us for some wild adventures and outrageous builds – just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions along the way! And remember, lone_wanderer37 is waiting to guide you through the madness.

Riggi’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, authentic Italian, blocky, classic dishes, comfort food, cooking at home, culinary delights, delicious meals, family recipes, flavorful dishes, foodie favorites, homemade meals, homemade pasta, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, Minecraft, pasta dishes, pasta lovers, pasta perfection, Riggi, Riggis, Riggitini, Server, traditional recipes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Riggi Riggitini! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous players on Riggi Riggitini decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano. And guess what? They actually survived the fiery ride! If you want to experience adrenaline-pumping adventures like this, then this is the server for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky friends and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creepers trying to crash the party!

So why wait? Join Riggi Riggitini today for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and unforgettable moments that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MerchMania Minecraft Server

athleisure, awkward, boyfriend’s friends, Casual, Charity, company name, embarrassed, football jersey, friend’s merch, hoodie, inappropriate, last name, Logo, MerchMania, Minecraft, misstep, misunderstanding, outdoor excursion, overreacting, oversized, Petty, Server, Soft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear any hoodie you want without getting judged by your boyfriend’s friends? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can rock any merch you please, even if it has another guy’s name on it!

Our server is the perfect place to escape petty arguments about clothing choices and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a special “Hoodie Lover” rank for those who proudly wear their favorite oversized hoodies, no questions asked.

So if you’re tired of feeling embarrassed for wearing a comfy hoodie with your friend’s company name on it, come join us for a fun and chill Minecraft experience. Who knew a hoodie could cause so much drama? Let’s leave the real-life drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine!

ViralVidFatShameNoBlame

body image, body positivity, crop top, cyberbullying, fat shaming, friendship, Insecurity, internet trolls, online criticism, online harassment, overweight, Popularity, self esteem, shorts, social media, teenage girls, tiktok, viral content, viral sensation, viral video, ViralVidFatShameNoBlame

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Animals Bred:	193
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.

Our server is known for its viral TikTok dances! That’s right, we have a group of talented players who regularly post dance videos that are bound to go viral. Just imagine the fame and fortune that awaits you when you join in on the fun!

And don’t worry about body shaming here – we celebrate all shapes and sizes! In fact, we have a special dance crew dedicated to showcasing the beauty of every body type. So come on, grab your crop top and shorts, and let’s boogie down together!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your moves while making new friends and memories that will last a lifetime. Remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and spreading positivity. See you in the game!

2024 Etiquette Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server in 2024 has the most modern etiquette rules that will blow your mind!

Join our server and follow the rule of only communicating with other players through interpretive dance. That’s right, no more boring old chat boxes, it’s all about busting a move to get your message across.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that all players must wear a different hat for each day of the week. Monday? Top hat. Tuesday? Sombrero. Wednesday? Viking helmet. You get the idea.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? That’s right, ninja llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2024 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!