Sharki Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Votes:	5077
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3895	Mines Excavated:	1642
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2140
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	253
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	94071	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀