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Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

Army, Asia, blocks, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, Fight, international relations, ISLAMIST MILITANTS, Killed, laughs, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraftistan, News, Pakistan, Political unrest, security forces, soldiers, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2222
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

1800’s, 90s, Grannies, Kids

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Potions Brewed:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

1.12, 1.16, 1.21, Address, Anarchy, bedrock, Chat, Clans, Discord, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, freedom, Grief, laptop, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, PORT, Private, Project, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Telegram, TopiaCube, Vanilla, Version, Website, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Greetings, Minecrafter

Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

How to log into the server:

From PC/laptop:

Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

Address: mr.topiacube.org

From phones/tablets (bedrock):

Address: be.topiacube.org

Port: 19132

Minecraft Version:

Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

mr.topiacube.org

The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, Confusing, convolutions, distractions, Experience, Journey, Land claiming, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, rules, Semi, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, Version, world, world border

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	4674
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Overview:

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any strict rules on the server?	No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
How long has Simple SMP been running?	The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
Is there a world border in Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

Balance patch, BLOCK, brawl, capcom, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, gameplay, Glossary, Guide trailer, High level replays, Minecraft, pro tour, S2 Balance Patch, Server, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9264	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

Character, character aesthetics, character appearance, character creation, Character customization, character design, Character development, character features, Character Modeling, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideous character, Minecraft, smp, UGLIEST, ugly character, ugly video game character, unappealing character, unattractive character, unattractive video game character, Video game characters, video games, worst character design, worst video game character

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	819
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

CookieCraft Minecraft Server

christmas gift, Communication, considerate gesture, CookieCraft, COOKIES, donation, expressing gratitude, family friend, food waste, gift giving, hard-earned money, holiday gift, holiday tradition, hurt feelings, Minecraft, polite communication, second mother, Server, stale cookies, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift, unwanted gift, wasting food

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crops Grown:	6144	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH

20 year old, 50 year old, Account.., AITAH, Argument, creepy, CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH, driving instructor, Enabling, favorites, Girlfriend, Harassment, lesbians, Minors, Pervy, Risk, social media, Telling, test, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the creepy driving instructor drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!

PleasureCraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, Guilty, guilty pleasure, idiosyncratic, indulgence, odd, Off Kilter, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, PleasureCraft, quirky, rare, secret pleasure, smp, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5881

Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockBusterBust

Blockbuster films, BlockBusterBust, Box Office Hits, cinema critique, cinematic disappointments, film criticism, film debate, film industry, Hollywood hype, Movie analysis, movie buzz, movie discussion, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie trends, overhyped movies, overrated classics, overrated movies, popular films

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Emeralds Found:	306	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!