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Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 1.20.1 Java, big, Claims, Currency, Discord, dreams, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, java, legitimate Minecraft account, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Pets, plushies, pokemon, Shops, Side, smp, Tiny, Waypoints, Welcoming

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Character customization, collect same genius, Cooperative, different campaigns, dungeon crawling, Epic battles, FANTASY, fight same bosses, leveling up, loot collecting, Minecraft, multiplayer, PIXEL, Quest, Questing, role playing, RPG, Server, storytelling, strategy, teamwork, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

Allowed, AMBITION, attraction, black men, blind date, Buffoon, BuffoonCraft, celebrity examples, cherry picking, DATING, discrimination, education, Generalizing, hair, Individuality, mixed race, Personality, Race, self hate, societal expectations, Stereotypes, success

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7922	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

MineCraftInfluencer

guiding force, guiding light, Idol, Impactful, influential boss, influential family member, influential friend, influential individual, influential mentor, influential person, influential teacher, inspiration, inspirational leader, life changing, life coach, mentor, MineCraftInfluencer, motivational figure, personal hero, positive influence, Role Model

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

Charged, children, Conflict, criminal charges, extremism, human rights violations, international law, Isis, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, slayer, Swedish, Syria, Terrorism, torture, violence, War Crimes, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi, YazidiCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9680
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	550671	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Brain Boosting Exercise

BOOSTING, Brain, brain connections, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Exercise, exercise benefits., FITNESS, Insight, learning, Memory, mental health, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, physical activity, research, strength, synaptic connections

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Flag Count Minecraft Server

bridges with LED lights, Count, days of mourning, Flag, flag count, flag number, flag tally, flag total, Flags, LED bridge count, LED bridge number, LED bridge tally, LED bridge total, Minecraft, mourning, mourning duration, mourning length, mourning period, mourning time, ring count, Rings, Server, weeks of mourning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

bald white man trend, character design, Character development, creative choices, cultural impact, designs, Diversity, dont, female, female empowerment, female leads, Female Protagonists, game design, games, gaming industry, gender stereotypes, generic characters, industry trends, INTERESTING, Minecraft, Personality, player experience, Protagonists, representation, smp, storytelling, unique designs, video games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

NaziMassacre83MC

83rd anniversary, atrocities, commemoration, eastern europe, Genocide, historical event, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Nazi massacre, NaziMassacre83MC, Remembrance, solemn occasion, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, War Crimes, world war II, Zelensky

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	24
Star Shards Collected:	161	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!