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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4618 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it bacon (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking cows and flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!