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Shangri-Craft Server
Come join our Minecraft server and battle against the evil Ctarnidd! He may sound scary, but trust us, he’s actually just a big softie who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll give you a magical unicorn as a reward. And let’s not forget about Rei, the adorable sidekick who will help guide you through your journey with her cuteness and charm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! -
ShangriCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Season 2 is starting on October 13th and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold.Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing surprises around every corner. Our community is filled with wacky characters and you never know what kind of mischief they will get into next.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky one to find them all?
So why wait? Join us on October 13th and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Shangri-Craft Server: The Ultimate Frontier
So you’ve read the manga and now you’re wondering if the anime adaptation is worth checking out? Well, let me tell you, our Minecraft server is like the anime adaptation of your favorite manga – except better! Why settle for just reading when you can actually experience the world of your favorite series in blocky form?And don’t even get me started on the WN (whatever that is). Our server is so immersive, it’s like diving into a whole new world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Trust me, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down once you join us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate manga-to-blocky adventure of a lifetime! Who needs anime adaptations when you have us?
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Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
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SisHubComplainsAboutSex
Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
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CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
17. Wondering minds, 9. Existential pondering, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 18. Inquisitive nature, 20. Longing for answers.Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries. -
QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever! -
MapleCraftMayhem
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow -
Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD ๐ฑ๐ฐwe got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm ๐งช๐บ
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all ๐๐คฃ
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm ๐ณ๐
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? ๐โจ
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Brain Trust Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!