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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3163 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4119 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!