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SimpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Void Armor Forged:	15
Buildings Constructed:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	1434	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	17

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	894	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

alternate dimensions, Chaos, chaotic energy dimension, claws, comic books, fast running, genetic mutations, human mutations, Marvel, mutant abilities, mutant powers, mutant society, MutantCraft, Mutants, Optimistic, optimistic view, Portal, portal eyes, superhero team, Superpowers, x-men, X-Men franchise

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9961

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	275

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!