Shamare MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyArk – Minecraft Server

Valuable resources, Fartooth, Server, Hibiscus, Snowsant

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We’ve got 6 Guard Executor the Ex Foedere, who will protect you from creepers like a boss. And don’t even get us started on 6 Defender Mudrock – she’s basically a fortress on two legs.

But wait, there’s more! How about 5 Supporter Windflit, who will blow away any enemies standing in your way? Or 5 Specialist Spuria, who can craft the most insane weapons you’ve ever seen?

And let’s not forget about our exclusive skins, like the Il Siracusano Rerun – Vigil skin, which will make you look like a total badass while mining for diamonds.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Lucillo, akg, Mudrock, Melanite, AK EN Database

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of the pixelated universe! Join us for epic battles against creepers, hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content that will blow your mind, like a secret quest to find the legendary Diamond Sheep, a potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours, and a hidden disco party in the Nether realm.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server now and prepare to laugh until your inventory is full of diamonds from all the fun you’ll be having.

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Blocky Knights LOL

Muelsyse, Windflit, Spuria, Ebenholz, Quercus

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken in a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. From filling your house with llamas to turning your diamond armor into a tutu, these villagers will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

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BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

deep clean, husband, Birthday, Friends, Effort

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

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CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

moving out, emo, cousin, CousinCraft, Behavior

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

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MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

EMBARRASSING, funny, INTIMATE, Risky, quirky

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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BlockheadAssassin

8. Unprofessional conduct, 19. Workplace challenges, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 2. Workplace culture

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

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PowerCoupleCraft

Ortega regime, constitution, ruling couple, Politics, political reform

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

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Arctic Hunger Games

STARVING, ecosystem, Hunger, climate change, sea ice loss

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

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Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

romance, Beckys, Understanding, Connection, DATING

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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