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CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3340	Towns Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ores Mined:	1439	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Animals Bred:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	152

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.